From Bible Gateway (NIV version):I don't think many of these folks want to believe in unicorns (Numbers 23:22, Numbers 24:8, Psalms 92:10, Psalms 29:6, Job 39:9, Job 39:10), or dragons and giants and talking donkeys (I'm not making that up...the Bible has a talking donkey...but no green trolls with Scots accents that I know of). But I digress...as I'm moving from errors and contradictions to the realm of biblical absurdities.
Numbers 23:22 - God brought them out of Egypt; they have the strength of a wild ox.
Numbers 24:8 - God brought them out of Egypt; they have the strength of a wild ox. They devour hostile nations and break their bones in pieces; with their arrows they pierce them
Psalms 92:10 - You have exalted my horn like that of a wild ox; fine oils have been poured upon me.
Job 39: - Will the wild ox consent to serve you? Will he stay by your manger at night?
I'm not sure where it says anything about unicorns. No references given for dragons and talking donkeys, so I can't look them up.
And as far as assuming God ought to handle it the way we mortals would handle it--yes I do expect him to set an example and be precise, and clear, and fair in his dealings with the beings he supposedly loves. We should not be told to be moral, only to be confronted with examples of immoral behavior on His part. We should not be told to be compassionate, only to be confronted with a deity who is on record as having murdered (or ordered the murder) of thousands of children and the rape of young girls and women. This is moral relativism at its worst.
Going into this would require a lot of context and cross-referencing. Let me say this (and I'm sure I'll get one of those "Logical Fallacy: Yada-Yada" responses): who are we to understand a being as powerful and knowing as God.
One must understand, that when reading any book, the cultural and historical context must be taken into account. This does not necessarily imply contradictions.Am I chumming the waters? Sure. But if the Bible is inerrant, and there are no contradictions, then no trap can be laid. You should have no difficulty here, nor should anybody else desiring to refute what I write.
Also, in regards to the purple vs. red debate. I would refer you to the fact that two people can see the same event and "see" different things. Being a police officer, it is something that I routinely see. However, neither is necessarily wrong, just different.