the strangest thing, while i was taking digital logic a while back, a buddy of mine was wearing a shirt that said this...and it made perfect sense to me....absolute...perfect....base 2 sense...Mark L said:
Whitty One Liners
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My apologies if this has already been posted:
"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a darn."
"My psychic told me I'd meet someone like you and to avoid you, so if you'll excuse me ... "
"Ever been *****-slapped?"
"I think I need a Rage Anonymous meeting."
"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a darn."
"My psychic told me I'd meet someone like you and to avoid you, so if you'll excuse me ... "
"Ever been *****-slapped?"
"I think I need a Rage Anonymous meeting."
loki09789
Senior Master
Can't remember if I posted this already:
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you the perscription on my glasses is wearing out..." the faces are great!
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you the perscription on my glasses is wearing out..." the faces are great!
Sarah
Senior Master
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. 
Sarah
Senior Master
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm41442US
someguy
Master Black Belt
If at first you don't sucseed sky diving isn't for you.
Sarah
Senior Master
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
someguy said:
Rynocerous
Blue Belt
A few one liners for all of you to enjoy.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Cheers,
Ryan
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Cheers,
Ryan
Chronuss
Senior Master
Jesus may love you...but everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
He who laughs last, porbably didnt get the joke!!!!
Chronuss
Senior Master
Don't make me sic my flying monkeys on you!!!
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
You cant have everything!!!!!!! Where would you put it!!!
Chronuss
Senior Master
I like you...when I take over the world, your death shall be quick and painless. 
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
I intend to live forever................ so far so good!
Chronuss
Senior Master
I'm heavily medicated for your safety....
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
the only difference between your rut and grave is the depth!!
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere!
Chronuss
Senior Master
Of course we I think we evolved from monkeys...just look at your mom.
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