Whitty One Liners
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My apologies if this has already been posted:
"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a darn."
"My psychic told me I'd meet someone like you and to avoid you, so if you'll excuse me ... "
"Ever been *****-slapped?"
"I think I need a Rage Anonymous meeting."
"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a darn."
"My psychic told me I'd meet someone like you and to avoid you, so if you'll excuse me ... "
"Ever been *****-slapped?"
"I think I need a Rage Anonymous meeting."
Sarah
Senior Master
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Rynocerous
Blue Belt
A few one liners for all of you to enjoy.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Cheers,
Ryan
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Cheers,
Ryan
