Whitty One Liners

[Neckbones]

I could eat alphabet soup and crap a better conversation than this.
It takes a big man to :waah: , but it takes a bigger man to :lol: at that man.

 

[The Kai]

If you can do it it ain't bragging

Yogi Berra

 

[The Kai]

You'll have to excuse me Ladies

"If it's got Titts or Tires, sooner or later it'll give you a headache"

 

[shesulsa]

The more time I spend with men, the more I love my dog.

 

[Silat Student]

Something one of my friends (a jar head) always says.

It always feels better when it stops hurting.

 

[Seig]

It can't hurt that bad, I don't feel it.

 

[OUMoose]

If it moves, kill it...

If it doesn't move, wait till it moves, then kill it...

 

[Flatlander]

He who laughs last didn't get it.

 

[shesulsa]

I like this one and have been tempted SO many times to use it:

"So, how do you feel about the expensive and obviously low-quality college education you received?"

 

[ppko]

He who laughs last didn't get it.

very good one :lol: but the only problem is that I laghed last

 

[Silat Student]

One I ran across recently, a paraphrase of an oldie but goodie;

"Keelhaul 'em all and let the sharks sort 'em out."

 

[Melissa426]

"What's another word for synonym?" -- Steven Wright

(you have to say it with a completely deadpan look on your face)

 

[bignick]

"What's another word for synonym?" -- Steven Wright

(you have to say it with a completely deadpan look on your face)

i really like this one

 

[OUMoose]

hmmmmmm.... How's come phonetic isn't?

 

[Sarah]

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.


You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

 

[Sarah]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. lol

 

[Sarah]

ok, ok can you tell im bored at work today:

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

 

[Mark L]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Sarah]

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here.

 

[Flatlander]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

:rofl: Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!