One Liners

[MA-Caver]

Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: (pauses to think)... OK.

(name the movie)

 

[arnisador]

A Fish Named Wanda!

"The London Underground isn't a political movement."

 

[MA-Caver]

A Fish Named Wanda!

"The London Underground isn't a political movement."

"Don't call me stupid."
"Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that can outwit you, I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.'s but you think you're an intellectual don't you ape!
"Apes, don't read philosophy."
"Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it!"

 

[Cirdan]

from the Matrix

Seraph: You do not truly know someone until you fight them.

Neo: (After Agent Johnson blocks his attack) Hmm... upgrades.

Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.

Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity ...

The Architect: What do you think I am? Human?

Oracle: Sorry, kid. You've got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.

Trinity: The answer is out there. It's looking for you. And it will find you if you want it to.

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world.

 

[trainable]

Oliver Platt and the red haired sheriff from "Lake Placid"

Platt: "Okay sheriff, you want to go, fine. But I have to warn you, one of the things about being a rich kid was that my parents dumped me off at Karate school all the time, so I have a brown belt. So, go ahead, take your best shot".

Sheriff: Decks platt with a straight punch. Platt goes down..... Helped up he says to the sheriff

Platt: "Doesnt he have to say "go". He didnt say "go". You're supposed to say "go"

Sheriff: "GO F&$#@ Yourself" , "Hows that?"
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Clint Eastwood: The Unforgiven
"Funny thing about killing a man; You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have"

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it"

 

[phlaw]

Johnnh Yuen from They Call me Bruce.

I don't remember the exact line, but something close to this:

With this hand I smash your nose, with this foot I kick your face. Take a good look at my face... I'm an Oriental.

 

[BrandonLucas]

Will Ferrell as Harry Carrey:

"1997 was quite a year...Mother Theresa died. That wasn't good. Unless you didn't like her. I myself was not a fan. Don't ask why. We were like oil and water, we didn't mix."

"You know what I want to clone, Norm? Hot dogs!"

"Hey! If the moon was made of cheese, would'ya eat it?"

"I love ya......SWEET JESUS!!"

 

[MA-Caver]

Sylvia: I hate these potatoes, there's a dead fly in my potatoes!
Ronnie: Just eat your poatoes Sylvia.

~Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

 

[Drac]

Bunney Wigglesworth "That's all very well for you to say, but I don't fight."

Don Deigo Vega "Well surely you fence?"

Bunney Wigglesworth " I never learned."

Don Deigo Vega "Do you shoot?"

Bunney Wigglesworth "Only grouse"

Don Deigo Vega "Well how do you defend yourself?"

Bunney Wigglesworth "Well, actually, I'm not all that bad with a whip!"

George Hamilton in Zorro, The Gay Blade..

 

[FearlessFreep]

"If I'm not back in 15 minutes, call the Pope"

"Bring on the conversions"

Both from "Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter"

 

[MA-Caver]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

~Young Frankenstein


(or is it Frodrick Fronkensteen?)

 

[Mimir]

were wolf
dere wolf
dere castle

why are you talking that way?

I dunno, you started it!

Young Frankenstein

 

[MA-Caver]

Del Gue: "Don't you want any of these?"
Johnson: "What?"
Del Gue: (incredulous) SCALPS!
Johnson shakes his head and turns away...
Del Gue: Mother Gue never raised such a foolish child! (goes to work on the bodies).

~Jeremiah Johnson

 

[SlickRick]

wa--taahhhhhhhhhh!!! - Bruce Lee

 

[bookworm_cn317]

I got a fever. The only prescription is...More cowbell!

From SNL, one of the episodes Christopher Walken hosted

 

[Jade Tigress]

A couple from The Princess Bride:

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.



Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

 

[BrandonLucas]

A couple from The Princess Bride:

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.



Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

What's the line that comes right before Andre the Giant's character says "Anybody want a peanut?"????

It's killing me....

 

[arnisador]

Something like "Cut it out! I mean it!" (referring to the rhyming).

 

[MA-Caver]

What's the line that comes right before Andre the Giant's character says "Anybody want a peanut?"????

It's killing me....

No more rhyming! I mean it!

 

[zDom]

"Even bad men love their mamas." — Ben Wade in "3:10 to Yuma"