Whitty One Liners

[Chronuss]

whew...ahem......back on topic....

The last thing I wanna do is hurt you....but it's still on the list. :EG:

 

[jfarnsworth]

You cant have everything!!!!!!! Where would you put it!!!

I know, I know!!!!!!!!!

 

[jfarnsworth]

A pick up line for every girl that is SURE to work... heh heh

Damned guarantee!!!

 

[Chronuss]

Hey, the circus is in town...we can go see where your mom works.

 

[Silat Student]

You can shoot some of the people all the time and all of the people some of the time but if you shoot everybody everytime than your gonna run outta ammo.

 

[Silat Student]

Raisin is your new avatar from the Leisure Suit Larry game?

 

[Chronuss]

If I got smart with you...how would you know...?

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

A pick up line for every girl that is SURE to work... heh heh

hum...i think you put that one in the wrong thread shouldn't that be in the pick up line one

 

[Chronuss]

...there are no stupid questions...but there sure are a hell of a lot of inquisitive idiots.

 

[Gary Crawford]

I've never met any "normal" people..................What do they act like?

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

now if they are idiots they won't understand inquisitive...it is there are no stupid questions, just stupid people...i recommend not telling that to a person...i kind of offended someone apparently when they asked if they could ask me a stupid question..oops

 

[Chronuss]

Nine out of ten voices in my head say kill the other voice...

 

[KenpoTess]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, but dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

 

[Chronuss]

Death is nature's way of slowing down.

 

[Raewyn]

Raisin is your new avatar from the Leisure Suit Larry game?

Its my alter-ego!!!!!

 

[Raewyn]

Impotence................ natures way of saying "No hard feelings!"

 

[Chronuss]

There is a thin, red line between eccentricity and insanity. That thin red line is a tiny pink dot to me.

 

[Sarah]

Here is a few of the one liners from Mike Schiavello, an Aussie K1 Commentator from tonight’s K1 Oceania Max fights, (Jordan Tai is the best)

Harder to pick than a broken noise

All over him like a fat kid on a cup cake

Takeing more knocks than a front door

Faster than a speeding ticket

More hooks than a tackle box

All over him like wax on a hairy leg

 

[Sarah]

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

 

[MA-Caver]

10 million sperm and YOU were the fastest??