Whitty One Liners

[Shodan]

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

 

[Chronuss]

You must be God's gift to the wolrd...a gag gift.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger...or makes you want to kill yourself...

I'd rather be the smartass than the dumbass...

Sometimes you open your mouth and stupid just falls right out...

 

[Tgace]

Sir, were you trying to back through time?

-said on a traffic stop to a speeder....

 

[Posiview]

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.

A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[Darksoul]

One of my all time favs:

"If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!"



A---)

 

[Angelusmortis]

Never argue with an idiot...They'll just drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience!!

 

[ppko]

Every time I talk to you I lose IQ points.

If you were as smart as you looked than you'd still be pretty stupid.

 

[Sarah]

hehehehe

Every time I talk to you I lose IQ points.

If you were as smart as you looked than you'd still be pretty stupid.

 

[Chronuss]

Growing old is mandatory....growing up is optional.

If you must know...I wasn't kissing her...I was just getting my gum back.

No, sorry...I have a date with my blanket and pillow, I'll tell you how it went in the morning.

 

[bignick]

it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...

 

[Lisa]

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect!

 

[Chronuss]

Sometimes you're drunk, and that's not really love...

No one has more time on their hands than someone who's incarcerated...

If I could clone myself I'd date you...except for the fact that you're not my type.

 

[Silat Student]

Smith & Wesson, The ultimate point and click interface.

I have so many good points I'm a perfect sphere.

 

[shesulsa]

Please speak slower - I'm not fluent in Idiot.

 

[Raewyn]

If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!

 

[Raewyn]

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice!!

 

[Raewyn]

The best way to a man's heart is too saw his breast plate open!!

 

[shesulsa]

Anyone remember this oldy but goody?

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it."

 

[ppko]

I will only die when I ceise to live

 

[ppko]

Noto be conceided or any anything but I am the best