Whitty One Liners

[KenpoTex]

...there are no stupid questions...but there sure are a hell of a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Whahahahaha! I love it! :roflmao:

 

[Rynocerous]

Impotence................ natures way of saying "No hard feelings!"

I love it Raisin, probably my favorite yet.

 

[Chronuss]

The colder the X-Ray table, the of your body is required on it...

 

[shesulsa]

10 million sperm and YOU were the fastest??

:rofl::rofl::rofl::roflmao::rofl::roflmao::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Chronuss]

Some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything...but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs.

 

[shesulsa]

"Talk a little slower - I don't speak stupid."

(must be articulated slowly in a loud voice)

 

[Chronuss]

I think all people suffer from an identity crisis at some point...makes me glad I'm a rabbit.

 

[Chronuss]

He's got a mind like a steel trap......rusty and illegal in 37 states.

 

[jaymo]

"i'd like to have your respect, but i'd rather keep mine"-the butchies

 

[Sarah]

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

A truly wise person never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

All signs in metric for the next 20 miles. -- road sign in Ohio

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

wow that i so true :uhyeah:

 

[Chronuss]

You should always right your name on your underwear...see, I'm Machine Cold Wash.

 

[Sarah]

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.

 

[Chronuss]

The main reason Santa is so damn jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live...he needs to share the wealth.

 

[Sarah]

Ive already told you Chad...HAMILTON

The main reason Santa is so damn jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live...he needs to share the wealth.

 

[Chronuss]

Drink til she's cute...but stop before the wedding.

 

[MA-Caver]

I'll speak slower if you agree to be smarter.

 

[ppko]

I'll speak slower if you agree to be smarter.

Every time I talk to you I lose IQ points

 

[Chronuss]

Every time I talk to you I lose IQ points

Man...that's a special kind of stupid.

 

[Raewyn]

Take my advise...... I dont use it anyway