Whitty One Liners

[Raewyn]

that sounds more like you've got blood in your alcohol...

and tea in my sugar!!!! lol

 

[Sarah]

that sounds more like you've got blood in your alcohol...

Have way to much blood in my alcohol system.

 

[Raewyn]

Im sorry Im suffering from temporary blindness, I cant see myself coming into work today.

 

[Chronuss]

best pick-up line I've ever heard...I nearly choked, fell over, and cracked my head...

"Do you have keg in your back pocket, cause I'd really like to tap that ***..."

find an emoticon for that!

 

[Raewyn]

 

[Chronuss]

that's rather disturbing...and humorous at the same time...

 

[Chronuss]

...guys...if you ever have a girlfriend that wants you to hang from a ceiling fan, cluck like a chicken with a bottle up your ****...run...or have another beer...whatever tickles your fancy.

 

[Mark Weiser]

Being a Male Nurse by trade I think I may have heard just about every compliant that a woman has or is going to have in the area of Men vs Women Debate.

For Instance Female Nurse speaking

"Sir I have to inform you that the procedure required to fix your condition is not available. The Doctors have run many test and have come to the conclusion that your condition is terminal. I am sorry. There is no cure currently for F.O.S syndrome in which we have found you have thru amble evidence provided by your wife and girlfriend(another story)."

F.O. S. Syndrome = Full of S###

 

[Raewyn]

Friends help you move......real friends help you move the bodies11

 

[Chronuss]

a friend'll come bail you out of jain in the middle of the night...a real friend's sitting right there beside you in the cell saying, "She didn't look like a hooker, did she?"

 

[Sarah]

that's rather disturbing...and humorous at the same time...

 

[Chronuss]

friggin' smilies...they're gonna take over the world some day...:uhohh:

 

[Chronuss]

if something jams, force it...if it breaks, it needed replacing anyways.

 

[Raewyn]

Always remember your unique, just like everybody else!!

 

[Baytor]

Fight crime....Shoot back.

 

[Raewyn]

Boycott shampoo!! Demand the reel poo!!

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

a friend'll come bail you out of jain in the middle of the night...a real friend's sitting right there beside you in the cell saying, "She didn't look like a hooker, did she?"

You messed that one up....that can't apply to well it could but in majority it doesn't apply to females...it's suppoe to be sitting beside you saying "man wasn't that great" or something in that effect.....

If it won't work beat it.......always works for the computer and tv :uhyeah:

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

i thought this cute when i was at john hopkins...nurse was taking a history with a bum and asked him if you won the lottery where would you go...when he asked what type of question is that, she said it was so that they could find him to get their money

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

there are no stupid questions, just stupid people artyon:

 

[Chronuss]

You messed that one up....that can't apply to well it could but in majority it doesn't apply to females...it's suppoe to be sitting beside you saying "man wasn't that great" or something in that effect.....

yeah...I do believe you completely screwed that up...time to start thinking before you type...


Think about what you just said....and then regret it...

Maybe you should just rip your head off, then you'd look okay...

Pull your lower lip over your head and swallow...

She's kinda like a sand wedge, she looks good from 100 yards away...

It's not a beer belly...it's the fuel tank for the love machine...