Whitty One Liners

[bignick]

-When you want to say something mean to someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, they are a mile away and you have free shoes.

My version is walk a mile in their shoes because then you're a mile away and it's harder for them to chase you.

 

[Raewyn]

A closed mouth gathers no foot

 

[Chronuss]

-Guns don't kill people, kids that play video games kill people.

you people just keep describing me more and more....it's creppy...:uhohh:

 

[bignick]

guns don't kill people, bullets dont' kill people....massive trauma and blood loss do...

 

[Rich Parsons]

guns don't kill people, bullets dont' kill people....massive trauma and blood loss do...

Actually I think it is Anoxia, or the lack of oxygen to the brain, that kills people. Yes there are factors that lead up to the loss of that oxygen , such as blood loss from a bullet or two. The things your remember from Trivia Pursuit

 

[bignick]

fair enough...trivial pursuit...i was wondering how i knew there are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball...or that stewardesses is the longest word in english you can type with only the left hand...

 

[Flatlander]

Go to the obscure facts and trivia thread I started here, if you have more to add.....

 

[MA-Caver]

guns don't kill people, bullets dont' kill people....massive trauma and blood loss do...

HA! How's this quote:

"Guns don't kill people, APES with guns kill people!" ~Charlton Heston~

(the guy wigged out for a moment)

 

[Chronuss]

If I wanted your opinion...I'd beat it out of you...

Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you...

Decals on your car add 15hp.

 

[Raewyn]

If I wanted your opinion...I'd beat it out of you...

Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you...

Decals on your car add 15hp.

Rock on with your bad self!! lol

 

[Sarah]

A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.

A day without sunshine is like....night!! http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001

 

[Raewyn]

If a turtle does'nt have a shell, is he homeless or naked!!!!

 

[Sarah]

Thought these were a bot of a giggle:


Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

 

[Sarah]

and this one:

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

 

[Raewyn]

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time

 

[Chronuss]

A day without sunshine is like....night!!

...I have that as an away message....mine...all mine...:armed:...along with "Chicks dig geeks. "

 

[Chronuss]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked!!!!

that would qualify as both...and boy would that suck.

 

[Raewyn]

"Whip it out and show me what ya got, I wanna make sure Im not disappointed later!!!"


The face is familiar but I cant quite remember my name!

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content

 

[Tkang_TKD]

If ignorance is bliss, you are the king (queen) of multiple orgasms...

 

[Chronuss]

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content

that sounds more like you've got blood in your alcohol...