Whitty One Liners
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Save a tree, wipe your *** with an owl.
I am mean, nasty, cruel, anti-social, but basically happy.
You are a good excuse for birth controi.
So many *******s, so few bullets.
Why is it that it can take 10 years to pay for a divorce but you only have to do three years for murder?
It's a good day to die, keep honking.
My neighbor is the governor of the State of Intoxication.
Women have false eyelashes, fake nails, wigs, and fake boobs, yet want a real man.
I am mean, nasty, cruel, anti-social, but basically happy.
You are a good excuse for birth controi.
So many *******s, so few bullets.
Why is it that it can take 10 years to pay for a divorce but you only have to do three years for murder?
It's a good day to die, keep honking.
My neighbor is the governor of the State of Intoxication.
Women have false eyelashes, fake nails, wigs, and fake boobs, yet want a real man.
Chronuss
Senior Master
If you were a porkchop, you'd be the smartest porkchop in the world, unfortunately you're human so your pretty fu***** stupid.
One of the main things we know about chickens is...they're tasty.
I love eating. If I had an infinite amount of food in the world, it'd be finite by now...
One of the main things we know about chickens is...they're tasty.
I love eating. If I had an infinite amount of food in the world, it'd be finite by now...
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Tkang_TKD
Guest
Ladies: Spandex is a PRIVILEDGE not a RIGHT!
(ducking for cover.....)
(ducking for cover.....)
Taimishu
Blue Belt
If brains were dynamite you could'nt blow your nose.
If brains were cotton wool then you could'nt make a tampon for a parrot.
My town is so small the main drag is the local transvestite.
You look like a million dollars, green and crinkled.
Be a good shepherd and get the flock outta here.
Sir, myself being a gentleman cannot tell my secrtary what I think of you, she being a lady could not write it if I did, you being neither know exactly what I mean.
David
If brains were cotton wool then you could'nt make a tampon for a parrot.
My town is so small the main drag is the local transvestite.
You look like a million dollars, green and crinkled.
Be a good shepherd and get the flock outta here.
Sir, myself being a gentleman cannot tell my secrtary what I think of you, she being a lady could not write it if I did, you being neither know exactly what I mean.
David
Chronuss
Senior Master
I like long walks especially when they're taken by people like you.
Remember the time i told you that you were cool? I lied.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
Remember the time i told you that you were cool? I lied.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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Chicago Green Dragon
Guest
Your Kimono or Mine :uhyeah:
Chicago Green Dragon
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Chicago Green Dragon
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Chicago Green Dragon
Guest
Thanks
I love that laughing icon
hahahahahha
Chicago Green Dragon
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I love that laughing icon
hahahahahha
Chicago Green Dragon
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Chicago Green Dragon
Guest
Raisin said:
Hahahahahhahahahahaha
:lool:
I like that one with the fingers...
Chicago Green Dragon
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Baytor
Guest
-Guns don't kill people, kids that play video games kill people.
-When you want to say something mean to someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, they are a mile away and you have free shoes.
-When you want to say something mean to someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, they are a mile away and you have free shoes.
