Whitty One Liners

Man, this is just too too easy heres some more>>>>>>>>>>>>

Im not your type: Im not inflatable

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer

Im doing my best to imagine you with a personality

Not all men are annoying - some are dead

Its not the size that counts, its the, umm,.......actually it is the size
 
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
 
only thing I got going for me is that I'm not walking around campus with a codpiece on the outside of my sweat pants unlike one fellow I occassionally see...and moreover I don't think I own a pair of sweat pants...
 
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