Sarah said:
1. Hey now! :jedi1:
2. Now that's fricking funny! :uhyeah:
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1. Hey now! :jedi1:
2. Now that's fricking funny! :uhyeah:
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Just got this in my email, thought I would add it in...
Corallaries to Murphy's Law:
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
4. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends....if they're ok, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
7. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in labaratory rats.
8. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
9. The bridges you burn behind you will likely turn out to be your only route of escape.
10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. You can't fall off the floor.
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Corallaries to Murphy's Law:
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
4. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends....if they're ok, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
7. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in labaratory rats.
8. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
9. The bridges you burn behind you will likely turn out to be your only route of escape.
10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. You can't fall off the floor.
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Silat Student
Blue Belt
A slightly redneck motto (but extremely fitting): Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy!
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Conciousness: That annoying state between naps.
And from thinkgeek.com (the home of the caff-fiend) some motto's from Inspirational Posters:
MOTIVATION.
If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.
Potential
Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up.
Achievement
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.
Teamwork
A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.
Ambition
The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Sometimes Ends Very, Very Badly.
Meetings
None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.
Procrastination
"Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."
Idiocy
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
Apathy
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
Consulting
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.
Indifference
It Takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But It Doesn't Take Any To Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.
Mediocrity
It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.
Cluelessness
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.
Despair
It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
Mistakes
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
Incompetence
"When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."
Elitism
It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Conciousness: That annoying state between naps.
And from thinkgeek.com (the home of the caff-fiend) some motto's from Inspirational Posters:
MOTIVATION.
If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon.
Potential
Not Everyone Gets To Be An Astronaut When They Grow Up.
Achievement
You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.
Teamwork
A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.
Ambition
The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Sometimes Ends Very, Very Badly.
Meetings
None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us.
Procrastination
"Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."
Idiocy
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
Apathy
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
Consulting
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem.
Indifference
It Takes 43 muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, But It Doesn't Take Any To Just Sit There With A Dumb Look On Your Face.
Mediocrity
It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.
Cluelessness
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.
Despair
It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
Mistakes
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
Incompetence
"When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."
Elitism
It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
Flatlander
Grandmaster
You can't have manslaughter without laughter. :rofl: I love that one.
He who laughs last, laughs alone.
He who laughs last, laughs alone.
Sarah said:
1. I see this everyday of my life... well actually monday to friday!
2.
Why?
