Vending Machine

[shesulsa]

You get Egg Nog a la Martha Stewart - made from farm-fresh free-range eggs, fresh Vermont cream and five bottles of top-shelf liquor!

*inserts coin*

 

[jks9199]

You get peas on the ground.

*insert coin*

(There is a theme...)

 

[AMP-RYU]

you get a catog.( cat-dog)


inserts coin

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a stale year-old tuna fish sandwich and a thinly-veiled passive-aggressive request to donate money so Bookworm will jump into the freezing cold Atlantic Ocean tomorrow!

*Inserts coin*

 

[shesulsa]

You get a look of shock and horror and some advice against the endeavor.

*inserts coin*

 

[Carol]

You get a big cheer for Bookworm jumping in to the icy cold Atlantic tomorrow!

*inserts coin*

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a Cthulthu plushie. Aww, isn't it SO horrifyingly adorable?

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get one Chihuhuha Puppy with a Spiked collar named Rex.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[shesulsa]

You get the future you deserve.

*inserts coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

You get the future you deserve.

*inserts coin*

You get the past you missed

*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get 99 red balloons

*inserts coin*

 

[Xue Sheng]

You get a Nena CD

*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

you get a Penny Racer

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a Concealed Carry Permit. But it's for Burbank only.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[Thesemindz]

You get perfect free market anarchism.

In Canada.

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get chocolate covered soap.

*inserts coin*

 

[jks9199]

You get a chocolate covered man hole cover.

*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get a Captain Midnight decoder badge.

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get the Winning lottery ticket for next thursday.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

you get an immunizing serum for the zombie virus.

*inserts coin*