Vending Machine

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a copy of a REALLY depressing movie!

>inserts coin<

 

[searcher]

You get to pay my income taxes.


*insert coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a coupon for a large fry 25% off at any Taco Bell.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[searcher]

You get a buy one-get one free colon cleansing.


*insert coin*

 

[Carol]

You get to take advantage of this amazing TV offer!

*inserts coin*

 

[searcher]

You get a travel size Pepto and a half eaten bar of Exlax.


*insert coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a bottle of expired caffeine pills

*Inserts Coin*

 

[searcher]

You get one industrial size Preparation H.


*insert coin*

 

[shesulsa]

You get a Cesarean section and a staph infection.

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get 2 bottles of wine and a wedge of cheese

*Inserts Coin*

 

[searcher]

You get one free tire rotation.


*insert coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get 10 chocolate bars as the metal coil keeps spinning and doesnt stop until all the product in row A7 is dispensed.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[Flea]

You get Heidi Klum's toenail clippings.

* inserts coin *

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a Voodoo Doll of Heidi Klum made from Wax and her Toenail Clippings.

*Inserts Coin*

 

[shesulsa]

You get a vending machine that gives you whatever you want for Heidi Klum's toenail clippings.

*inserts coin*

 

[just2kicku]

You get road kill that's been in the sun for a week


*insert coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a cup of coffee minus the cup.

Inserts coin

 

[jks9199]

You get two cups, no coffee.

inserts coin

 

[Carol]

You get a donut

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a life size cardbord standee of Jar Jar Binks

Inserts coin