Vending Machine

[shesulsa]

You get a package of wilted lettuce.

*inserts coin*

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a package of melted M&Ms.


*Insert coin*

 

[bluemtn]

You get a bag of pretzel sticks.

Inserts coin...

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a dented can of diet coke

*inserts coin*

 

[jks9199]

You get a tub of glowing blue goo...

It's sticky, too...

*inserts coin*

 

[crushing]

You get a Robert Reich action figure

*inserts coin*

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a CD of Celine Dion singing metal tunes ::SHUDDER::


*Insert coin*

 

[bluemtn]

You get a "Garbage Pail Kid" card.

Inserts coin...

 

[shesulsa]

You get a kid in a garbage pail.

*inserts coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

you get a Malibu Barbie

*inserts coin

 

[shesulsa]

You get a Cave-in-a-box.
*inserts coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

WHOO HOO!! (hugs)

You get a wonderful weekend with your family!

*inserts coin

 

[FearlessFreep]

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

*inserts coin*

 

[jks9199]

CLUNK! WHIRR!
CHERRY CHERRY CHERRY

DING-DING-DING!!!!

And you get a pile of 80s videogame arcade tokens.

*inserts coin*

 

[Carol]

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different

* inserts coin *

 

[MA-Caver]

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different

* inserts coin *

You get an excess of kitty food!

*inserts coin

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get abducted by an alien mad scientist from Transylvania.


*Insert coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

Dracula comes to pay you a visit

*inserts coin

 

[bluemtn]

Drac pays you a visit!

Inserts coin...

 

[shesulsa]

Drac visits your dolphin and now your avatar is just a moon.

*inserts coin*