Vending Machine

[myusername]

I had to google Bruce Vilanch! Nice! For some reason I've got really hungry for a big mac!

You get a nose full of mustard.

Inserts coin......

 

[bluemtn]

You get a lifetime supply of "Fleet's" suppositories.

Insert coin...

 

[crushing]

You get a Nutty Bar (but not a bad nutty bar).

*Insert coin*

 

[bluemtn]

You get the greatest tasting chocolate moon pie known to mankind.

Insert coin

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a Garfield plushie.


*Insert coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

you get a ty beanie baby bat

insert coin

 

[bluemtn]

You get 2 weeks paid vacation to go caving at whatever time you want!

Insert coin...

 

[MA-Caver]

You get 2 weeks paid vacation to go caving at whatever time you want!

Insert coin...

You get a long warm sincere hug of thanks! ... (and your coin back)

insert coin

 

[shesulsa]

**MACHINE JAMMED** You tilt and kick it and get ...

1 bag Cheetos
1 roll Certs
1 stale muffin
1 small carton soured milk.

*inserts coin*

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a package of broken shortbread cookies.


*Insert coin*

 

[bluemtn]

You get a half- used and moldy package of Reese's Cups.

Inserts coin...

 

[Carol]

You get an antifungal med and a bottle of pepto-bismol

*inserts coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

you get one whole day with CHEW!!

inserts coin

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a Barney poster.

*Insert coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a Barney poster.

*Insert coin*

:barf:
Just for that you get a teletubbie autographed billboard placed on top of your car.

*inserts coin... cautiously

 

[bluemtn]

You very slowly and very cautiously receive $100,000. Slowly and cautiously- meaning you have to sign 1 million pages of documents, you have to explain who you are, where you were born, who your parents are and where they were born, all the way back to as far back as you can trace your ancestory. Once that's sent in, you receive a message to call a phone number. If You call, you have to hang on to the phone for 18 hours, or forfeit the winning. All this to be told....



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Inserts coin...

 

[MA-Caver]

You very slowly and very cautiously receive $100,000. Slowly and cautiously- meaning you have to sign 1 million pages of documents, you have to explain who you are, where you were born, who your parents are and where they were born, all the way back to as far back as you can trace your ancestory. Once that's sent in, you receive a message to call a phone number. If You call, you have to hang on to the phone for 18 hours, or forfeit the winning. All this to be told....



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Inserts coin...

Not for a 100 Grand I won't...

you get a Harry Potter book

*inserts coin

 

[bluemtn]

You get a "Barry Trotter" book.

Inserts coin...

 

[bookworm_cn317]

You get a left lime green pump.


*Inserts coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a left lime green pump.


*Inserts coin*

You get a right neon purple pump...with a broken heel...

*inserts coin