Vending Machine

[Xue Sheng]

You get..."boot to the head"

*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get an Ed Gruberman doll with its head missing.

*Inserts coin*

 

[searcher]

You get a used Jane Fonda video for your collection.


*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get a can of Powdered Toast.

*inserts coin*

 

[Xue Sheng]

You get a Ren and Stimpy DVD

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a Ren and Stimpy DVD

*inserts coin*

You get the Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Beta.

*inserts coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get the limited edition DVD of Bubba-Ho-Tep.

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You press the button and the big metal coil rotates, but not far enough to actually drop the prize.

*inserts coin*

 

[searcher]

You get a Mr. Hanky Poo, do it yourself kit.



*insert coin*

 

[Gordon Nore]

You get a retention bonus.

*insert coin*

 

[jks9199]

You get a subpoena to testify to Congress about your retention bonus... and a special new tax law for it, too.

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[searcher]

You get a BJ Penn doll and a jar of vaseline.


*insert coin*

 

[MA-Caver]

You get a two sizes too big butt-plug

*inserts coin*

 

[searcher]

You get a hack-sawed carabiner and 100 feet of hour-glassed rope.


*insert coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a headless barbie doll and a note that says "REDRUM! REDRUM! Love, Miffy xoxo"

*Inserts Coin*

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You get a roll of duct tape.

*inserts coin*

 

[Cryozombie]

You get a roll of duct tape.

*inserts coin*

You get a small asian woman inexplicably wrapped in ducttape.

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[shesulsa]

You get 20 feet of cheap rope and a $1.00 tanto from the local pawn shop.

*Inserts coin*

 

[Carol]

You get an alibi. Good through April 30.

*inserts coin*

 

[terryl965]

You get to be you until the end of the year.

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