Hanzou
Grandmaster
Show me where I have said this.
You said that the standard karate/MMA/MT/etc. front kick is bad because it can be caught. You said that your martial art and other CMAs had learned a superior kicking method that prevents your front kicks from being caught.
You then told the story about your Muay Thai pracitcing brother learning the jab faster than you did, but in the end your Kung Fu-based jab came out better with far more applications.
Finally you called Karate, TKD, MMA, and other fast learning arts "autotune" martial arts. A method of singing where you have to use the aid of a machine because you lack a decent singing voice. In other words, we're just faking it, while you guys are doing the "real" stuff.