The Advice Column Returns!

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by JDenz
sounds like we have some Warcraft 2 players

Warcraft ROCKS!

I like the game.

 

[Nightingale]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
How do you meet, a nice girl who is rigt for you?

I have already done the dating service, and been introduced to all my friends and family single friends. .

I am still casually looking and flirting.

Just curious, if you had any additional Ideas?

Thanks
:asian:

http://www.russianzest.com/

I guess you can buy anything these days...mail order bride, anyone?

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by nightingale8472
http://www.russianzest.com/

I guess you can buy anything these days...mail order bride, anyone?

Nightingale,

Thank you :asian:


This site has lots of beautiful women who have degrees adn jobs from Linguist to Doctor to Dentist to business to unemployed

Yet, many have a good education! Thanks



(* ******************** *)

The only problem I see is that most of these young ladies are looknig for men from Europe, and need some need to have you communications translated

Oh Well thanks for trying ! :asian:

 

[JDenz]

Warcraft 3 is the best though.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Oh man, I love that show. However Nickelodeon and tv land took it off of their evening viewing hrs. I'm not sure who the idiot was that did that but it sure did make me angry.:soapbox:

Psycho Dad!

 

[Seig]

Somehow this was a double post. So I will change it's content. I do not know why you guys insist on telling MOB not to eat the yellow snow, it is easily the highest in protein content.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by nightingale8472
http://www.russianzest.com/

I guess you can buy anything these days...mail order bride, anyone?

Yes, it's true, it proves that there is in fact hope for the hopeless.

 

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by nightingale8472
http://www.russianzest.com/

I guess you can buy anything these days...mail order bride, anyone?

Do they offer refunds?

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
Do they offer refunds?

I don't know about that, but I suppose you could always have them deported.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by JDenz
Warcraft 3 is the best though.

I like the Night elves

THey ROCK! :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
I don't know about that, but I suppose you could always have them deported.

Hmmmm, would they then take half you stuff with them?

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Hmmmm, would they then take half you stuff with them?

Keep your stuff then give 'em a boot to the @ss on the way out.:rofl:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Hmmmm, would they then take half you stuff with them?

I doubt INS would let them take that much with them

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Keep your stuff then give 'em a boot to the @ss on the way out.:rofl:

Jas, I am disappointed in you, a boot to the heiney, indeed.
*Boot to the Groin*

 

[JDenz]

I like every race. But orcs are the best lol. what name do you use and what gateway do you play on?

 

[JDenz]

By the way it is snowing in buffalo today.

 

[chufeng]

Seig & Bill,

What do you do in the following situation:

You are about to meet your new supervisor...
You double check yourself in the mirror just before knocking on the door to enter and notice a tiny little booger in the one nose hair that is sticking out...
So, you reach up to get rid of the offending thing and a larger, longer, fresher, and greener booger follows it out...
Just then the new supervisor opens the door and says "Hi" with a hand extended in greeting...


What do you do?

:asian:
chufeng

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

Originally posted by JDenz
By the way it is snowing in buffalo today.

I'm glad I'm in Southern Cali, it was nice, sunny and warm here...

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by chufeng
Seig & Bill,

What do you do in the following situation:

You are about to meet your new supervisor...
You double check yourself in the mirror just before knocking on the door to enter and notice a tiny little booger in the one nose hair that is sticking out...
So, you reach up to get rid of the offending thing and a larger, longer, fresher, and greener booger follows it out...
Just then the new supervisor opens the door and says "Hi" with a hand extended in greeting...


What do you do?

:asian:
chufeng

That's an easy one, you turn and quickly execute the *Boot to the Groin*

 

[pesilat]

Originally posted by chufeng
Seig & Bill,

What do you do in the following situation:

You are about to meet your new supervisor...
You double check yourself in the mirror just before knocking on the door to enter and notice a tiny little booger in the one nose hair that is sticking out...
So, you reach up to get rid of the offending thing and a larger, longer, fresher, and greener booger follows it out...
Just then the new supervisor opens the door and says "Hi" with a hand extended in greeting...


What do you do?

:asian:
chufeng

Simple. You confidently reach out and shake his hand. Then pull back quickly with a look of revulsion and say, "Man! That's gross! Where've you had your hand?"

Mike