The Advice Column Returns!

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Check your PM

I sent you a reply.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
True MOB, you have a girl. I am trying to meet a women

Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile

Obviously that didn't work either

Well you know me :asian: OR do you..........

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile

Shew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I asked Rich over for dinner, I should have had a little back ground check first. :rofl: j/k Rich.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Seig,

Which Catalog do you suggest? The Russian or the South East Asian?

Well, that is will be a matter of personal taste. I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Well thank god for that........least we know your a not a pedophile



Well you know me :asian: OR do you..........

I know you well enough to believe that your "girl" is a much worn copy of a page 8 girl you have stuffed under your mattress.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Shew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I asked Rich over for dinner, I should have had a little back ground check first. :rofl: j/k Rich.

I know a good PI. He can do B/R checks.......

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Seig
I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......

Perfect!!!!!!, I wish I signed up for that:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Perfect!!!!!!, I wish I signed up for that:rofl: :rofl:

The down side of that was that she had to spend 6 months a year for 10 years in Russia doing that job for them. It was the only way they would let her leave.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Shew! I'm glad we cleared that up. I asked Rich over for dinner, I should have had a little back ground check first. :rofl: j/k Rich.

JF,

Background Check, SHHHH, just do not ask the the federalies, or I might have to hurt you or disapear

:rofl:

That was funny JF!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
Well, that is will be a matter of personal taste. I knew a guy who actually did this, ordered a wife from Russia. Turned out she was a premiere laser eye surgeon......

Hmmmm, now if I could get a female officer from teh Russian Army who knew Systema and was an engineer or doctor also. That would be really nice. I think I might answer some of the e-mails and ask for a catalog :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
I know you well enough to believe that your "girl" is a much worn copy of a page 8 girl you have stuffed under your mattress.

Ouch! Page 8!

Not even a Page Three (3) Girl!

That must be tough. :shrug:

:rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
I know a good PI. He can do B/R checks.......

Seig,

Brother, Cousin, Family Member, what you doing to me? It isnot the time for this yet. "There can only be one"

:shrug:

It hurts me when you speak like this.



:rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
The down side of that was that she had to spend 6 months a year for 10 years in Russia doing that job for them. It was the only way they would let her leave.

You mean I also get 6 months off for good behavior as well!



Wow I really am intrigued now.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Ouch! Page 8!

Not even a Page Three (3) Girl!

That must be tough. :shrug:

:rofl:

Hey I aint picky......:shrug: Least shes in a newspaper :asian:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Hey I aint picky......:shrug: Least shes in a newspaper :asian:

Ummm MOB,

We were talking about you!

Just to let you know. I think you have misunderstood somewhere in the translation.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Ummm MOB,

We were talking about you!

Just to let you know. I think you have misunderstood somewhere in the translation.

Stop confusing me!!!!! :wah:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Stop confusing me!!!!! :wah:

Yes it is getting too easy.

I may have to give you a break.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yes it is getting too easy.

I may have to give you a break.

I want a KitKat :shrug:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
I want a KitKat :shrug:

This is the advice column not he word association thread, you really need to train more and rest your eyes and brain

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
This is the advice column not he word association thread, you really need to train more and rest your eyes and brain

Its very true......only problem is this bloody British weather thread is so annoying, its been BOILING at night time and then raining all day Cant get to sleep :wah: