The Advice Column Returns!

[pesilat]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
You didnt need to confuse me to get me to shut up

Bet you didn't know I had a PHD ("Piled Higher and Deeper"), did ya?

Mike

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by pesilat
Bet you didn't know I had a PHD ("Piled Higher and Deeper"), did ya?

Mike

Nope I didnt, guess that makes you a wise man and not a wise guy

 

[pesilat]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Nope I didnt, guess that makes you a wise man and not a wise guy

LOL. I think that would depend on who you ask

Mike

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by pesilat
LOL. I think that would depend on who you ask

Mike

Hmmm......okay

*Shouts*

RICH!!!!!!!!! Is Pesilat a Wise GUY or Wise MAN? :asian:

:rofl:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
...and Jason I'm taller then you I dont mind. You know why.....Because Im one up on both of you

Tisk, Tisk young one. You may have height on me however on the mat is a different story. The weight room whichever you prefer.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Some ******* (Wont mention any names) keeps giving me *Boots to the Groin*. What do I do?

Kiai on impact and then in a loud, bold voice (albeit a little higher) say, "Please, Sir, may I have another?"

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kirk
If God can do anything...can he make a rock so heavy that even
HE can't pick it up?

AS we all know, God is Jewish. What this means is that he would create such a rock and say, "I have children, why should I lift this rock?"

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
How do you meet, a nice girl who is rigt for you?

I have already done the dating service, and been introduced to all my friends and family single friends. .

I am still casually looking and flirting.

Just curious, if you had any additional Ideas?

Thanks
:asian:

Mail order, but make sure you use your Master Card with purchase protection. You can still return it that way within 90 days if it is defective. You might also be able to get an extended warranty

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by pesilat
Ahh, but it does bring up the question of, "Can God's turds smell like anything he wants them to? And, if so, is that why roses smell so good even though they're fertilized with turds?"

Mike

No they smell so good because they yse their own air freshener because they do not like the smell of turds either.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
You didnt need to confuse me to get me to shut up

Obviously that didn't work either

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Hmmm......okay

*Shouts*

RICH!!!!!!!!! Is Pesilat a Wise GUY or Wise MAN? :asian:

:rofl:

This is not Rich's column, it is mine and Bill's

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
Go hang out at bars... after knocking a few back, they all seem to be "THE RIGHT GIRL".

:asian:

Hmmm Bill, this works for the RIght Now Girl, yet this does nothing for the long term Right Girl.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by pesilat
Stop looking It worked for me. I went into full "slut mode." I wasn't looking for a relationship at all. I was just "playing the field." Then, when I wasn't looking for it at all, I met the woman who later became my wife. And, as far as I'm concerned, she's the best woman in the world for me. We've been together for 8 years now, and married for 6.

Mike

Mike,

Thanks, seriously I am not seriously looking, just keeping my eyes open. :shrug:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Your all so evil to me But Rich considering I have a girl and Jason I'm taller then you I dont mind. You know why.....Because Im one up on both of you

True MOB, you have a girl. I am trying to meet a women

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Hmmm......okay

*Shouts*

RICH!!!!!!!!! Is Pesilat a Wise GUY or Wise MAN? :asian:

:rofl:

Since this is Seig and Bill's thread I will let them answer, yet I would assume he is a Wise Man, and the Wise Guy heritage is for him to disclose if he wishes.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Seig
Mail order, but make sure you use your Master Card with purchase protection. You can still return it that way within 90 days if it is defective. You might also be able to get an extended warranty

Seig,

Which Catalog do you suggest? The Russian or the South East Asian?

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Which Catalog do you suggest? The Russian or the South East Asian?

For the unofficial answer (and since your a friend) go with the asian.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
For the unofficial answer (and since your a friend) go with the asian.

Reminds me of a joke.

A little off color, so I will tell you later.


It wasn't me

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Reminds me of a joke.

A little off color

Oh no, you have another one of those :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Oh no, you have another one of those :rofl:

Check your PM