Well, are you sure you will still get hired then?
Well, are you sure you will still get hired then?
Mike,
Speaking from experience???
:rofl:
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Well, are you sure you will still get hired then?
Yes you will, because they will want to get even over a long period of time!
:rofl:
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Mike,
Speaking from experience???
:rofl:
[* Turn the sensitivity on your humor proximity alarms down so you don't blow any fuses *]
Of course. It worked great. He apologized profusely and bought me lunch then I turned down the job offer
Mike
Originally posted by pesilat
[* Turn the sensitivity on your humor proximity alarms down so you don't blow any fuses *]
Of course. It worked great. He apologized profusely and bought me lunch then I turned down the job offer
Mike
Class Act! :asian:
Way to GO!
I did not get lunch.
Nightingale,
I know you never would sign me up, yet some of the others out there???
E-mail I received :
I post it here for everyone entertainment. Nothing else
Enjoy!
*****
Dear Sir, if you are still interested to find your woman in Eastern Europe,
please let us know your opinion on the following idea below.
Can you find your woman fast?
Can you spend minimum money on that search?
Or you prefer to wait for long years and spend money without any exact
system? And somewhere deep inside you believe that you won't find your
beauty in Eastern Europe?
If you answer "yes", please don't read on.
There are many ways to find your woman. The best and the fastest way is to
live in Eastern Europe for some time. But - you need to know Russian or
Ukrainian. Alas, but it takes very much time to learn Russian. If you don't
know Russian or Ukrainian, what can you do?
What do usually men do - men use one or several methods, that are described
below:
1. they look through databases of different agencies, buy addresses or pay
for correspondence or buy membership for some time.
2. men can also buy a tour and come to see a few dozens or hundreds of
ladies without preliminary correspondence with them.
3. men can also order advertising in local newspapers, can put their
profiles on different dating sites.
Did I miss anything? There a few other methods, but these are the main. The
best, if you can do everything yourself, without anybody's help. In that
case, if you wish to find your woman fast, you need to have much free time,
you need to know computers and internet well, you need to know Russian or
have peple who will help you will Russian.
If you don't have much free time, then you should use somebody's help, help
of some agency.
The best if agency will do all that they can to find your woman fast. It
means, that this agency should work with you personally, prepare individual
program for you, use all possible methods to find your soulmate.
Here we have a problem. The majority of agencies are not interested to work
with you personally, if you are not ready to pay them at least 500 - 1,000
USD or Euro just to begin the work and pay 2,000 - 5,000 USD or Euro after
you get your soulmate. And even in these cases, if you are ready to spend
this money, you cannot be 100 percent sure, that they will find your woman.
And you cannot choose yourself what you really need that agency to do for
you. They just offer you a program and you should agree to it or leave them.
We think that there is a better way to find your woman. It differs from what
other agencies offer in the following:
1. You choose everything yourself. It is your unic individual program. You
tell us criteria: what woman, where from (country, cities), what ways of
search to use (we can advise a few dozens of unic ways).
2. You get all services at one place. All - means literally all.
3. You get all at small prices. If you find prices lower, we'll beat them.
4. You make minimum pre-payment (deposit) and if we find your woman fast,
you pay us the final royalty.
5. You can order search in any place of ex-USSR. We can find your woman
almost in any place of ex-USSR (we have very big database, cooperate with
very many agencies via ex-USSR, use various unic methods of search).
Example
1 month of personal work (minimum variant)*.
1. You can look through 5 000 profiles of ladies and get their e-mails.
2. You can order advertisment in 4 newspapers of the majority places of
Ukraine.
3. We choose and deliver to you profiles of minimum 200 - 300 ladies who
meet your criteria.
4. We place your profile on our site and on 10 popular dating sites in
internet
5. We deliver your profile to our partners, 120 dating agencies all over
ex-USSR - you pay them separately but at much lower prices then they
generally offer.
6. We deliver your profile to e-mails of 10 000 women.
7. You can get all necessary translation from/into English and German.
8. We can come to interview the chosen lady to any place of Ukraine
(including photo session).
9. You get all other services that need (invitations, visa, tours etc at
much lower prices)
10. After 31 day of our cooperation ends, you have the right:
a) to be our member for 12 months and get e-mails of all ladies, published
on our site;
b) we deliver to you minimum 5-10 profiles a month according to your
criteria without limitattion of time, until you find your soulmate
c) you can get other services with discounts 5 - 30 per cent.
Cost of this program.
You do pre-payment 170 USD (or Euro), and pay 60 USD (or Euro) after you
meet each lady and pay 1,500 USD (or Euro) after you marry the woman, who we
found for you.
*There can be different changes both in the cost and in the services for
each client. We can send our employees to find your woman to almost any
place of ex-USSR and we can find such ladies, who never published their
profiles anuwhere.
If you are interested in cooperation with us, please reply us and we can
discuss with you how we can help each other. Anyway, please let us know your
opinion, it is very important for us.
Sincerely yours,
Aleksey Kisselyov.
director of introduction agency "Sovetnik"
Postal address: Shevchenko 36-26, Nikopol, Dnepropetrovsk region, Ukraine,
53211
E-mail: [email protected]; [email protected]
Site: http://www.brides.com.ua
ROTFLMAO!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I didn't sign you up, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna laugh about it! LOL!!!!! Good luck!
-N-
I didn't sign you up, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna laugh about it! LOL!!!!! Good luck!
-N-
Thanks
I aprriciate it
At Least you are laughing. I am glad people are enjoying
:rofl:
M
Master of Blades
Guest
Ditto :rofl: :rofl:
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
At Least you are laughing. I am glad people are enjoying
:rofl:
Rich, I'm laughing with you.
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Rich, I'm laughing with you.
Thanks JF!
BTW I may be away for a few days for work.
Nope London Ont Canada,
Close enough though
How's the work going anyhow?
