Superpower Game

[blindsage]

But you becomes obsessed with Blues music, and can't stop snapping your fingers -- the resulting wave of rotting food forces you to move out of your house.

I wish I could communicate with computers telepathically.

Well most of the conversations go like this 001110101111000110001 and computers are like the French, you might want to talk to them but if you have a funny accent they don't really want to talk to you.

I wish I could blend into my surroundings like a chameleon.

 

[Steve]

Well most of the conversations go like this 001110101111000110001 and computers are like the French, you might want to talk to them but if you have a funny accent they don't really want to talk to you.

I wish I could blend into my surroundings like a chameleon.

But you look like this:

And it only works when you're naked.

I wish I could control peoples' minds through the power of hypnosis.

 

[yorkshirelad]

You control peoples' minds Steve, but then they all become progressives and the whole world turns to crap (think of the Obamacare debarcle).
My superhero power would be to be able to cut any line. Think about it, 2 minute DMV visits, no Doctor waiting rooms, no lines in the supermarket, no waiting to exit the 405 and thankfully no more automated phone messages telling me that my waiting time is over 20 minutes.

 

[teekin]

You never have to wait but everybody else does. So you might be on time but the DR. is now 2 hours behind because some jackass cut in line at the DMV And the bank. The teller at the bank was late because she had to wait for gas because some jackass cut in line. You waitress at the resteraunt is in a bad mood becasue some customer had to wait 45 minutes for thier table and took it out on her.

I wish i could control the weather.

Lori

 

[blindsage]

You never have to wait but everybody else does. So you might be on time but the DR. is now 2 hours behind because some jackass cut in line at the DMV And the bank. The teller at the bank was late because she had to wait for gas because some jackass cut in line. You waitress at the resteraunt is in a bad mood becasue some customer had to wait 45 minutes for thier table and took it out on her.

I wish i could control the weather.

Lori

You can but only when you are holding hands with Kim Jong Il and Ron Jeremy and skipping through a field of flowers.

I wish I could make force fields with my mind.

 

[Big Don]

You can but only when you are holding hands with Kim Jong Il and Ron Jeremy and skipping through a field of flowers, naked.

Fixed that for you...

I wish I could make force fields with my mind.

You can, problem is they are really, really weak, they won't keep out anything stronger than a light rain.
I wish I had claws like Wolverine.

 

[thardey]

Fixed that for you...
You can, problem is they are really, really weak, they won't keep out anything stronger than a light rain.
I wish I had claws like Wolverine.

They don't come out of your hands, but out of your shoulders like spiked shoulderpads.

I wish I could be a shape-shifter to look like other poeple, or even objects.

 

[Steve]

They don't come out of your hands, but out of your shoulders like spiked shoulderpads.

I wish I could be a shape-shifter to look like other poeple, or even objects.

You can, but only once each year. You found that out after spending a year as a throw pillow.

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without any negative effects to my health.

 

[teekin]

No Problem, you are going to look like Homer Simpson, FOREVER!
( that's for making me touch a Ron Jeremy naked)

I'd like to communicate with animals ( and not just the two legged type)

Lori

 

[blindsage]

No Problem, you are going to look like Homer Simpson, FOREVER!
( that's for making me touch a Ron Jeremy naked)

I'd like to communicate with animals ( and not just the two legged type)

Lori

And so you're scent glands have become super human, but the rest of us don't like being around you much.

I want to be able to be able to use pancakes as weapons.

 

[Big Don]

And so you're scent glands have become super human, but the rest of us don't like being around you much.

I want to be able to be able to use pancakes as weapons.

OK, but, you are completely incapable of using anything else as weapons.
I want to be able to change into an animal, at will.

 

[Carol]

You can change in to an animal, at will.

However, you've been sent to Azkerban for being an unregistered Animagus.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

you forgot your superpower, carol

 

[thardey]

I'll reboot it:

I wish I could spin gold out of straw like Rumplestiltskin.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

You can! Sadly, you must have the spinning wheel with you at all times.

I want to conrtrol air pressure around a target; decreasing or increasing at will.

 

[Nomad]

You can! Sadly, you must have the spinning wheel with you at all times.

I want to conrtrol air pressure around a target; decreasing or increasing at will.

You can, unfortunately it only works around Target; any supervillians at Walmart are immune.

I want to be able to instantly heal myself of any injury.

 

[Steve]

You can, unfortunately it only works around Target; any supervillians at Walmart are immune.

I want to be able to instantly heal myself of any injury.

Works really well, too. Unfortunately, whenever you heal yourself, you inflict equal injury on someone you love.

I wish I could become incorporeal at will, able to move through solid objects or allow them to pass through me.

 

[thardey]

Works really well, too. Unfortunately, whenever you heal yourself, you inflict equal injury on someone you love.

I wish I could become incorporeal at will, able to move through solid objects or allow them to pass through me.

It's just really touchy -- especially when you're driving down the road at 65 miles an hour, suddenly you find yourself "free" of the car and bouncing down the highway . . .

I wish could summon lightening bolts to hit where I point.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

Indeed, it strikes!
Sadly, you never are certain which finger it will respond to...

I wish I could see through the eyes of animals

 

[Steve]

Indeed, it strikes!
Sadly, you never are certain which finger it will respond to...

I wish I could see through the eyes of animals

Yeah... that was really weird. All of a sudden, the eyes of all of the animals in the world became transparent. You could see their brains and everything!

I wish I were super smart. We're talking Professor Xavier smart.