Superpower Game

[Carol]

Anyone named "Will" is now irrelevant.

I wish I had the power to win every argument.

You can win every Argument, but there's really no cash in it. The folks that now have the power to win every Preakness, on the other hand...

I wish I could restore sight to the blind.

 

[blindsage]

And if any of the band's members wear glasses you can make their vision 20/20. They'll be really happy.

I wish I could produce white noise, and make everyone and everything quiet whenever I wanted.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Oh my god, why do all these Venetian blinds have eyes?? EWWWW!


I want the power to become spontaneously inconcieveable.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

And if any of the band's members wear glasses you can make their vision 20/20. They'll be really happy.

I wish I could produce white noise, and make everyone and everything quiet whenever I wanted.

OK, you're deaf except the white noise sound never goes away.

I wanna be able to aim and fire precisely without having to look at the sights.

 

[girlbug2]

OK, you're deaf except the white noise sound never goes away.

I wanna be able to aim and fire precisely without having to look at the sights.

Okay, but the recoil will knock you on your *** every time.

I want to be able to read the entire contents of a book just by touching it.

 

[blindsage]

Okay, but the recoil will knock you on your *** every time.

I want to be able to read the entire contents of a book just by touching it.

No problem, you're blind.

I want the power to become spontaneously inconcieveable.

You are, you're Pi to googolplex place.

I want to be invulnerable to heat and cold.

 

[thardey]

No problem, you're blind.


You are, you're Pi to googolplex place.

I want to be invulnerable to heat and cold.

You insulate yourself by putting on "superhero fat."

I wish I was strong enough to bend rebar with my bare hands.

 

[Ironcrane]

I wish I was strong enough to bend rebar with my bare hands.

You can bend rebar with your bare hands, but once you start, you lose control of yourself, and can't stop bending anything/everything you come across that has rebar in it.

I wish I had Earth Bending powers.

 

[blindsage]

You can bend rebar with your bare hands, but once you start, you lose control of yourself, and can't stop bending anything/everything you come across that has rebar in it.

I wish I had Earth Bending powers.

You do, but only when standing on wood, suspended in mid-air over an ocean.

I wish every time I got hit it increased my strength.

 

[thardey]

You can bend rebar with your bare hands, but once you start, you lose control of yourself, and can't stop bending anything/everything you come across that has rebar in it.

I wish I had Earth Bending powers.

"Obsessive-Compulsive Rebar Bending Disorder"

:lfao:

 

[thardey]

You do, but only when standing on wood, suspended in mid-air over an ocean.

I wish every time I got hit it increased my strength.

Then you get hit by a Mack Truck and are so muscle-bound you can't tie your shoes.

I wish I could walk through walls

 

[blindsage]

You can, but you can't walk through air.

I wish I could turn into Godzilla whenever I wanted and back whenever I wanted.

 

[thardey]

You can, but you can't walk through air.

I wish I could turn into Godzilla whenever I wanted and back whenever I wanted.

Does that mean I have to go around air?

 

[thardey]

You can, but you can't walk through air.

I wish I could turn into Godzilla whenever I wanted and back whenever I wanted.

But whenever you talk, the words don't sound like you, don't match your lips, and come out in a random foreign language.

Speaking of speaking -- I wish I could understand and speak any foreign language instantly (including English.)

 

[kaizasosei]

No problem, superpolyglot but by chance you always speak a different dialect from the people you run into, and they think you're an idiot no matter how eloquent and snazy you try to be.
I wish i could find a job, oh and *puts on shades*, i wish i could have power over the elements.

 

[Ironcrane]

Speaking of speaking -- I wish I could understand and speak any foreign language instantly (including English.)

But whenever you talk, you always say the wrong things, at the wrong time, to the wrong people. Causing a lot more harm then good.

I wish I had the power to summon the dead. Just like a Necromancer.

 

[Steve]

But whenever you talk, you always say the wrong things, at the wrong time, to the wrong people. Causing a lot more harm then good.

I wish I had the power to summon the dead. Just like a Necromancer.

You can summon the dead, but they're extremely angry about it. Whenever a dead person shows up, he attacks you on sight. Bad juju.

I have super agility, able to move with absolute grace and dexterity.

 

[Big Don]

You can summon the dead, but they're extremely angry about it. Whenever a dead person shows up, he attacks you on sight. Bad juju.

I have super agility, able to move with absolute grace and dexterity.

Sadly, it only works when submerged in honey.
I can make delicious food appear by snapping my fingers

 

[Big Don]

I wish i could find a job, oh and *puts on shades*, i wish i could have power over the elements.

Congratulations! You are now the night gardener at the bio-dome, sadly, Pauly Shore is included.

 

[thardey]

Sadly, it only works when submerged in honey.
I can make delicious food appear by snapping my fingers

But you becomes obsessed with Blues music, and can't stop snapping your fingers -- the resulting wave of rotting food forces you to move out of your house.

I wish I could communicate with computers telepathically.