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[Monkey Turned Wolf]

That is not at all the implication. I didn't say anywhere that it's only once or anything about unlimited beard growth.

Dang. You need to make these rules more clear

 

[_Simon_]

Am pretty sure this should be able to protect from any frying pan attacks... just gotta look up.

 

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[AngryHobbit]

Dang. You need to make these rules more clear

No I don't. My rules. My.... rules.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Oh, growing the beard isn't an issue. In fact, I've been told if I shave it, I might have to watch out for said frying pan.

It's really quite simple. Just as long as you do exactly as I say and make the Kahlua cheesecake regularly, you get borshch and pirozhki, and reduce the risk of frying pan-related injuries.

 

[Xue Sheng]

 

[AngryHobbit]

Lift with your knees, wind from the hips, and WHAM!

 

[AngryHobbit]

When you do this, make certain you maintain firm grip on the pan to avoid uncontrolled launch.

Ensure you have the right facial expression.

And do not be afraid to improvise.

 

[Steve]

Unfortunately, my beard is too short for such things. Even if I grew it out for the entire 40+ days between now and Christmas, I'm not sure I could do this - damn thing grows in slow motion.

I could do that . My beard is plenty long enough.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Didn't I tell you yoga was pretty out there?

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[AngryHobbit]

I could do that . My beard is plenty long enough.

If you do, post pictures. You know... as a warning... so everyone knows what not to do.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Green & Black Organic Dark 85% Cacao bar...YUMMY!

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Green & Black Organic Dark 85% Cacao bar...YUMMY!

That is way too much cacao for me...replace some of it with bacon

 

[CB Jones]

Well finally broke down and bought the wife a new ride.

We went with a dodge durango


Her last vehicle made it 6 years and 170,000 miles....hope this one does the same

 

[Xue Sheng]

That is way too much cacao for me...replace some of it with bacon

bacon addicted sissy

 

[Xue Sheng]

well that's it....

Thank You and Good night

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

bacon addicted sissy

And your point is...

 

[AngryHobbit]

Well finally broke down and bought the wife a new ride.

We went with a dodge durango
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Her last vehicle made it 6 years and 170,000 miles....hope this one does the same

I think my little Buick would fit in the back seat.

 

[AngryHobbit]

bacon addicted sissy

It takes great courage and panache to eat bacon, I'll have you know.