Clean your bathroom. No, really.
drop bear
Sr. Grandmaster
Buy a spare toothbrush.
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
Hilarious!
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
This is really good advice!
this is really good advice!
Oily Dragon
Senior Master
It's been a while. I'm starting to worry little Ivan might have been abducted, or worse, the stir fry was soggy. 
O'Malley
2nd Black Belt
I imagined the girl walking into the bathroom just to find two toothbrushes below the mirror.
Both of these are just general good advice for a single guy in his 20s, you never know what's going to happen. I'd even say they're good advice for adults in general, but especially for single guys in their 20s.
I was only joking about her being a serial killer!It's been a while. I'm starting to worry little Ivan might have been abducted, or worse, the stir fry was soggy.
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
No no no, you keep the extra one in a new box so it looks like you already had an extra just laying around. Having two looks like you have a roommate.
Heās been turned into āthe gimpā and is being kept in a box, occasionally let out (in his gimp suit) on a leash!It's been a while. I'm starting to worry little Ivan might have been abducted, or worse, the stir fry was soggy.
Oily Dragon
Senior Master
I wasn't kidding about the stir fry. Hopefully he didn't break any of the cardinal rules, like not asking about allergies up front.
You can kill people with sesame, peanut oil, certain peppers, etc..
Not everybody. I truly believe that if I take something out of the package before I microwave it, that counts as cooking from scratch.
Oily Dragon
Senior Master
Lol, sorry I edited that part out after thinking about it.
It's completely possible to pull together a decent meal without cooking in the modern world. You can get an entire FRESH turkey dinner and everything with it for Thanksgiving without even firing up the oven. You can Doordash fine steaks.
I was just being a snob.
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
Poor Ivan just wanted advice, when he reads this thread he will know better than to ask here again. By the way, does anyone know a good way to tell my wife she has to give part of her closet up to my new fishing gear rack?
Iām probably sounding like a broken record here but again, monkey screams while manically flicking your gaze from your new fishing tackle to her full wardrobe. Monkeys are know for flinging their faeces in emotionally fraught situations, but Iād save this strategy for when your wife threatens to call the ānice men in white coatsā. If those men do arrive, be ready with your āextremely high testosteroneā narrative, cups of steaming tea and Scottish shortbread. They are unlikely to take those refreshments after seeing your earlier ādirty protestā but do not be tempted to throw more faeces in reaction to this social snub.
I guarantee this will liberate space in your wifeās wardrobeā¦.remember my penis has one star on trip advisor.
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
I want this Scottish shortbread you speak of.
Wing Woo Gar
Senior Master
I do a great chimp impression, it almost comes naturally to me.
But can you monkey scream?
Anyone can monkey scream. You just have to tighten the clamps enough...
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