Originally posted by Johnathan Napalm
Kind of like the same stuff your neighborhood bowling team dreams up.
A saying about glass houses and their residents comes to mind here.
It should be noted that LaVey created his particular vision as a giant honking middle finger pointed directly at mainstream christianity, which he viewed as a horrific cesspit of pure, unadulterated hypocrisy.
It ALSO should be noted very clearly that LaVey Satanists do not worship Satan. In fact, they don't worship anything, as far as I can recall.