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[Xue Sheng]

Much to my surprise, Mrs Xue bought a car last weekend. Being Chinese she will negotiate the price Ad nauseam, and if she does not get what she wants, she walks away. However after she pays for the car, she always is convinced she was cheated. This time, on the surprise car, she did not say anything,...she picked up the car today....and I have received a 1/2 dozen calls complaining that they cheated her...

 

[Buka]

I'm a dead man. My wife is out hiking, I'm going to be cleaning the house. I put on water for coffee and forgot about it.

Just about melted the new tea kettle. I might have to run away from home.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Either my PC Video card...or my monitor...is dying....... but since I already swapped out the video card and things did not get better....I am now suspecting it is my monitor...which I will swap out later today.

So, you did the hard part first?

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I'm a dead man. My wife is out hiking, I'm going to be cleaning the house. I put on water for coffee and forgot about it.

Just about melted the new tea kettle. I might have to run away from home.

You can always hide out here in the mountains of NC. The bears are quite friendly this time of year, I've been told.

 

[Buka]

You can always hide out here in the mountains of NC. The bears are quite friendly this time of year, I've been told.

I pack as we speak, she'll be home in an hour. Oh, man. It was one of those well made, fancy jobs. Cost over a hundred bucks.

And as it continues to cool on the stove, these loud CLACKS permeate the house as the solder tears itself apart.

F.

 

[CB Jones]

I pack as we speak, she'll be home in an hour. Oh, man. It was one of those well made, fancy jobs. Cost over a hundred bucks.

And as it continues to cool on the stove, these loud CLACKS permeate the house as the solder tears itself apart.

F.

I got you Buka.

Tear the house up a bit, rough yourself up and claim you are victim of a home invasion. You fought them off but the tea kettle was broken in the process.

If that doesn’t work Jacob has a bunk bed you can come use.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I pack as we speak, she'll be home in an hour. Oh, man. It was one of those well made, fancy jobs. Cost over a hundred bucks.

And as it continues to cool on the stove, these loud CLACKS permeate the house as the solder tears itself apart.

F.

Back to Boston......she'll never find you there

 

[Xue Sheng]

So, you did the hard part first?

Actually that was the easy part...I have swapping out monitors....I hate it so much...still have not swapped it out...worked on laptops and my Mac most of the day just to avoid doing it

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Actually that was the easy part...I have swapping out monitors....I hate it so much...still have not swapped it out...worked on laptops and my Mac most of the day just to avoid doing it

Okay, now I gotta know. Do you have a monitor allergy, too? Or are they stored in a mud puddle?

 

[AngryHobbit]

I'm a dead man. My wife is out hiking, I'm going to be cleaning the house. I put on water for coffee and forgot about it.

Just about melted the new tea kettle. I might have to run away from home.

Oh dear... So... you are out there all by yourself, without adult supervision.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I'm a dead man. My wife is out hiking, I'm going to be cleaning the house. I put on water for coffee and forgot about it.

Just about melted the new tea kettle. I might have to run away from home.

Run fast and run far. Don't stop until you hit either new york or boston. EIther way, hit me up when you get here

 

[_Simon_]

Hmmm this unemployment thang ain't so bad! Drink coffee and meditate all day... if someone could pay me to do that, that would be quite welcomed! Any takers?

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Hmmm this unemployment thang ain't so bad! Drink coffee and meditate all day... if someone could pay me to do that, that would be quite welcomed! Any takers?

Head to your local social services department, they may be up for the task

 

[granfire]

I'm a dead man. My wife is out hiking, I'm going to be cleaning the house. I put on water for coffee and forgot about it.

Just about melted the new tea kettle. I might have to run away from home.

you can buy a new kettle, as long as you didn't melt the glass cook top of the range (I did that!)
That's why I have one of them electric kettles....they shut off automatically!
( melted a couple of kettles in my lifetime, and one to the range, as stated)

 

[CB Jones]

***Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep***

This is a welfare check for @Buka

Anyone who can verify his safety please respond....

This is a welfare check for @Buka

Anyone who can verify his safety please respond....

This has been a message from the Martial Talk In Trouble With the Wife safety message system....

We now return you to your thread...

***Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep***

 

[AngryHobbit]

Just one photo from Tough Mudder so far - but the message on their page says they are still processing, so, hopefully, there will be at least a few more.

This right here is my Mud Mile bestie - I pulled her over at least three humps.

I just finished getting her up the slope - resting before we tackle the next one. She was a good sport.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Just one photo from Tough Mudder so far - but the message on their page says they are still processing, so, hopefully, there will be at least a few more.

This right here is my Mud Mile bestie - I pulled her over at least three humps.

I just finished getting her up the slope - resting before we tackle the next one. She was a good sport.

She was a good sport, indeed. I helped her start that first slope, then fell behind you two while helping others.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Okay, now I gotta know. Do you have a monitor allergy, too? Or are they stored in a mud puddle?

Nope no monitor allergy....just a healthy respect...they got big sharp nasty teeth and you know....on occasion you can find a monitor lizard in a mud puddle

 

[Xue Sheng]

While waiting for the piano tuner to show up I went to my basement guan and did the Sun Taijiquan short form 4 times.....DANG that felt good.

 

[AngryHobbit]

She was a good sport, indeed. I helped her start that first slope, then fell behind you two while helping others.

I worked with the older gentleman who had the camera on his head. He figured it was much easier to flip me to the top and THEN push the bigger gal up with me pulling on the other side.