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Yup..its irrational

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You do know those photos are staged, right? It's like getting a cat to chase a laser pointer up a wall. Entertaining, but cats do not normally run up the wall.
Shark bites make the news specifically because they're so rare.
Cows kill more people every year than sharks do.
And mosquitoes are, by far, the most dangerous animals out there.
 
Well, you only know me through this forum. It's entirely possibly that I'm a shark, typing with my fins. Or my teeth...
 
Dirty Dog said:
You do know those photos are staged, right? It's like getting a cat to chase a laser pointer up a wall. Entertaining, but cats do not normally run up the wall.
Shark bites make the news specifically because they're so rare.
Cows kill more people every year than sharks do.
And mosquitoes are, by far, the most dangerous animals out there.
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Sure, cows are more deadly than sharks. They can go more places that people are than sharks, and they've got that whole, placid, "I'm just a cow... I'm not going to hurt you" vibe down to sucker you in...

Just wait til the sharks learn how to walk on land. They're working on it -- they're already figuring out how to fly.
 
I'm changing the name of Nurse Sharks. They're now officially called Sea Puppies. Things have been following us around on most dives. Might be because we give them Lionfish as treats. Sea puppies...

Come on Xue... you can't be afraid of a little sea puppy...
 
Dirty Dog said:
I'm changing the name of Nurse Sharks. They're now officially called Sea Puppies. Things have been following us around on most dives. Might be because we give them Lionfish as treats. Sea puppies...

Come on Xue... you can't be afraid of a little sea puppy...
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And I shall hence forth call Mountain lions pretty kitty....go on...you can't resist petting a pretty kitty
 
You know, I have just pursued MT and I came across one who I am pretty sure should be permanently ignored... I have to actually believe that there is absolutely nothing of worth that this person will ever post to put them on my ignore list .... after 10 years on MT there is only one person who is on my ignore list that will never come off, even though that poster is long gone....... I am now of the belief there should be another....I think the only reason I have not put this person there is that there are times when their absurdity, ineptitude and prepossession needs to be pointed out....and I doubt they will even understand those words...... but that is besides the point...read a few of the posters posts and you know..... I have had enough asinine posts for one day...and I think I have had enough of MT for today too
 
It's a snow day. Have some ginger tea and relax. With a paper book - if the Missus doesn't have work for you.
 
donald1 said:
As long as they follow the rules thats fine but if they so much as scratch the couch I will roll up the news paper and show them whos boss (me)
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You are sadly confused. Cats are in charge. Always.
There's an old and true statement...
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
 
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