If you've watched golf on telly, you've seen nothing resembling the golf I play. They're playing competitive golf. I play self-defense golf.You can't fool me, I've seen golf on telly.
It was said that golf is a way to ruin a good walk - I disagree though, it looks like a pretty poor walk to me
That said, I did have golf fun once - one golf stick and a bagful of out of date coleslaw...
No, seriously, it's like the damned course is out to get me. So I fight back.