Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

[Gyakuto]

Ah you say that now, but I will wager the angry goose will leave you questioning your manhood.

Well if I did, I’d ensure I wore sturdy trousers and pants so it couldnt get hold of my manhood . Besides, I drink the water too and I’m not sure I’m allowed to compete in sports in the USA anymore.

They are, however effectively dissuaded by a protective pit bull. My dog has successfully defended me on a couple occasions when I was smashing goose nests at my parents cattle ranch in Oregon.

Why on earth were you doing that?

They build nests in spring near the house and then viciously attack anyone walking near.

‘Viciously’ A bird

They have learned respect for Ajax, as he brooks no aggression towards me.

Yeah he looks tough and cute at the same time

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Well if I did, I’d ensure I wore sturdy trousers and pants so it couldnt get hold of my manhood . Besides, I drink the water too and I’m not sure I’m allowed to compete in sports in the USA anymore.

Why on earth were you doing that?

‘Viciously’ A bird

Yeah he looks tough and cute at the same time

He is gentle unless something attacks me.

 

[Buka]

They compensate for lack of natural weapons with sheer ferocity. They're also bigger than you'd think.

Geese are nasty aggressive things.

 

[Gyakuto]

He is gentle unless something attacks me.

Then why bother with MA?

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Now I know you’re pulling my leg!

Anyway, the urban myth pertains to swans…

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

 

[Gyakuto]

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

Hmmm, I have heard rumour of such things…chilling…

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Then why bother with MA?

Well the big guy is getting old and so am I. Don’t worry, I have plenty of backup.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

<3 Doggies <3

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

<3 Doggies <3

4 of them.

 

[drop bear]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

 

[O'Malley]

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

And Geese Howard knows how to fight.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

Unless the hole ends up in your belly! A goose is fine, but I’m not fighting a 5’ tall 70 lbs bird that carries two 5” knives. People have been killed by those birds.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

That’s just nuts.

 

[HighKick]

What constitutes a loss? Sure a firm grasp on it’s head and a pull and it’s a win…although not for the chicken…

We have a few 'snipers'. They will wait until you are not looking then attack. It can be rough when you have shorts on. Get in a pen with a couple of them to grab a sick or dead bird and all bets are off.

 

[Gyakuto]

We have a few 'snipers'. They will wait until you are not looking then attack. It can be rough when you have shorts on. Get in a pen with a couple of them to grab a sick or dead bird and all bets are off.

It seems odd for an animal to attack if it isn’t feeling threatened. Do you wear threatening shorts, perhaps?

 

[HighKick]

Incorrect. They can bite hard enough to draw blood through pants and possess a sharp spike on the wing. You go wrestle one on video and then we shall see.

Oh Yes. Ducks and geese can bite hard. And they tend to pull away as they bite leaving a nasty rash mark in their wake.

I digress, but this makes me think of one of my childhood pastimes. When the tame ducks or geese had babies, we would dive under the water and pop up in the middle of the brood and watch them all dive underwater and swim to their mother. Fun times.