Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

[Gyakuto]

Ah you say that now, but I will wager the angry goose will leave you questioning your manhood.

Well if I did, I’d ensure I wore sturdy trousers and pants so it couldnt get hold of my manhood . Besides, I drink the water too and I’m not sure I’m allowed to compete in sports in the USA anymore.

They are, however effectively dissuaded by a protective pit bull. My dog has successfully defended me on a couple occasions when I was smashing goose nests at my parents cattle ranch in Oregon.

Why on earth were you doing that?

They build nests in spring near the house and then viciously attack anyone walking near.

‘Viciously’ A bird

They have learned respect for Ajax, as he brooks no aggression towards me.

Yeah he looks tough and cute at the same time

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Well if I did, I’d ensure I wore sturdy trousers and pants so it couldnt get hold of my manhood . Besides, I drink the water too and I’m not sure I’m allowed to compete in sports in the USA anymore.

Why on earth were you doing that?

‘Viciously’ A bird

Yeah he looks tough and cute at the same time

He is gentle unless something attacks me.

 

[Buka]

They compensate for lack of natural weapons with sheer ferocity. They're also bigger than you'd think.

Geese are nasty aggressive things.

 

[Gyakuto]

He is gentle unless something attacks me.

Then why bother with MA?

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Now I know you’re pulling my leg!

Anyway, the urban myth pertains to swans…

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

 

[Gyakuto]

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

Hmmm, I have heard rumour of such things…chilling…

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

Then why bother with MA?

Well the big guy is getting old and so am I. Don’t worry, I have plenty of backup.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

<3 Doggies <3

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

<3 Doggies <3

4 of them.

 

[drop bear]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

 

[O'Malley]

Geese also have ties to organised crime and can score a strap pretty easily.

And Geese Howard knows how to fight.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

Unless the hole ends up in your belly! A goose is fine, but I’m not fighting a 5’ tall 70 lbs bird that carries two 5” knives. People have been killed by those birds.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

I spoke to a guy who fought a cassowary. He got a hole in his leg for it. But said it was doable.

That’s just nuts.

 

[HighKick]

What constitutes a loss? Sure a firm grasp on it’s head and a pull and it’s a win…although not for the chicken…

We have a few 'snipers'. They will wait until you are not looking then attack. It can be rough when you have shorts on. Get in a pen with a couple of them to grab a sick or dead bird and all bets are off.

 

[Gyakuto]

We have a few 'snipers'. They will wait until you are not looking then attack. It can be rough when you have shorts on. Get in a pen with a couple of them to grab a sick or dead bird and all bets are off.

It seems odd for an animal to attack if it isn’t feeling threatened. Do you wear threatening shorts, perhaps?

 

[HighKick]

Incorrect. They can bite hard enough to draw blood through pants and possess a sharp spike on the wing. You go wrestle one on video and then we shall see.

Oh Yes. Ducks and geese can bite hard. And they tend to pull away as they bite leaving a nasty rash mark in their wake.

I digress, but this makes me think of one of my childhood pastimes. When the tame ducks or geese had babies, we would dive under the water and pop up in the middle of the brood and watch them all dive underwater and swim to their mother. Fun times.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

It seems odd for an animal to attack if it isn’t feeling threatened. Do you wear threatening shorts, perhaps?

Roosters often come very aggressive on their second spring. I hate a mean rooster, we had one named Hector. A Rhode Island Red and a straight bastard if ever there was one. My mother had to whack him with a stick to get the eggs nearly every morning. Once when my mother was away I decided ( at age 5 ) to collect the eggs but I missed with the stick, Hector pursued me, I tripped over a tree root and then he attacked me. My father was working on a machine and came over and booted Hector into the driveway. When my mother returned Hector was still upside down. Hector recovered until my grandmother ran him over with a 1972 green Cadillac. When she got out she asked my grandfather if Hector would survive, to which my grandfather calmly replied, “ well you broke every goddamned bone in his body”. Yet Hector lived on, demon spawn that he was. He adapted to an odd gait thereafter. Hector finally met his end after entering my mother’s hard won garden and picking out freshly planted seeds. She shot him through the head with my 22 rifle. We ate him with dumplings that night. My grandfather complained that he couldn’t tell which piece was which due to his previous Cadillac encounter.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Roosters often come very aggressive on their second spring. I hate a mean rooster, we had one named Hector. A Rhode Island Red and a straight bastard if ever there was one. My mother had to whack him with a stick to get the eggs nearly every morning. Once when my mother was away I decided ( at age 5 ) to collect the eggs but I missed with the stick, Hector pursued me, I tripped over a tree root and then he attacked me. My father was working on a machine and came over and booted Hector into the driveway. When my mother returned Hector was still upside down. Hector recovered until my grandmother ran him over with a 1972 green Cadillac. When she got out she asked my grandfather if Hector would survive, to which my grandfather calmly replied, “ well you broke every goddamned bone in his body”. Yet Hector lived on, demon spawn that he was. He adapted to an odd gait thereafter. Hector finally met his end after entering my mother’s hard won garden and picking out freshly planted seeds. She shot him through the head with my 22 rifle. We ate him with dumplings that night. My grandfather complained that he couldn’t tell which piece was which due to his previous Cadillac encounter.

That's kind of awesome though

 

[Buka]

Roosters often come very aggressive on their second spring. I hate a mean rooster, we had one named Hector. A Rhode Island Red and a straight bastard if ever there was one. My mother had to whack him with a stick to get the eggs nearly every morning. Once when my mother was away I decided ( at age 5 ) to collect the eggs but I missed with the stick, Hector pursued me, I tripped over a tree root and then he attacked me. My father was working on a machine and came over and booted Hector into the driveway. When my mother returned Hector was still upside down. Hector recovered until my grandmother ran him over with a 1972 green Cadillac. When she got out she asked my grandfather if Hector would survive, to which my grandfather calmly replied, “ well you broke every goddamned bone in his body”. Yet Hector lived on, demon spawn that he was. He adapted to an odd gait thereafter. Hector finally met his end after entering my mother’s hard won garden and picking out freshly planted seeds. She shot him through the head with my 22 rifle. We ate him with dumplings that night. My grandfather complained that he couldn’t tell which piece was which due to his previous Cadillac encounter.

We have thousands of feral roosters here. They’re not nasty because everybody hates them and tries to kill them every single day.

The tourists come and feed them all the time.
They’re disliked almost as much as the roosters.

 

[Wing Woo Gar]

We have thousands of feral roosters here. They’re not nasty because everybody hates them and tries to kill them every single day.

The tourists come and feed them all the time.
They’re disliked almost as much as the roosters.

Oh I know all about the rooster problem in Hawaii, it’s even worse on Kauai than Maui. I would be shooting them every day if I lived there. Like cock a doodle this buckshot ya nasty little bastard.