Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

[Gyakuto]

Well, this is really eye opening and throws up more questions than it answers.

Less than 100% of people think they could beat a rat/cat in a fight? Why are Americans more confident than Brits? Is it our natural self-effacement? Could it be because you have greater access to guns? What constitutes a medium sized dog? Why weren’t Polar bears included?

Please study this carefully and post a serious comment…no time wasters

 

[Buka]

I’m never unarmed. So, I dunno.

 

[Gyakuto]

I said no time wasters.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I'm sorry, but after really taking time to think about this, there is no serious answer

 

[Prince_Alarming]

The figure for geese let me tell you is wildly optimistic

 

[Prince_Alarming]

This needs to be verified by experiment. Modern martial arts demand aliveness and pressure testing. It would make for an intriguing 'sparring' session

 

[Gyakuto]

The figure for geese let me tell you is wildly optimistic

What would a goose do, unrestricted whatever violent thing it wanted to do to a person? Peck, bite with a toothless beak? Flap it’s wings in your face? Unpleasant, perhaps but not dangerous.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

They compensate for lack of natural weapons with sheer ferocity. They're also bigger than you'd think.

 

[Gyakuto]

They compensate for lack of natural weapons with sheer ferocity. They're also bigger than you'd think.

Like that guy who posted a video of himself scrabbling with a parcel knife?

 

[Gyakuto]

A bear would calmly eviscerate it’s assailant without so much of growl.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

Like that guy who posted a video of himself scrabbling with a parcel knife?

Could be, I don't remember that. But there are credible reports of geese breaking people's arms. If I was to keep an animal for meat it would be geese as I would have no compunction whatsoever about killing the little bar stewards.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

A bear would calmly eviscerate it’s assailant without so much of growl.

"Paddington sighed. This guy was clearly not listening. He ripped the man's intestines out and strangled him with them"....

 

[HighKick]

I have won AND lost fighting chickens.

 

[Prince_Alarming]

I have won AND lost fighting chickens.

My vicar has a cockerel that feels the need to attack absolutely everyone who comes into the chicken pen. You have to carry a broom to fend him off...