What's Your Battle Cry?

[Goldendragon7]

Originally posted by Seig
"I'm going to smash you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

Now that is Kenpo to the Bone if I ever read it!!

 

[TheRustyOne]

Originally posted by Stick Dummy
Simple is, as SIMPLE DOES............


"HI! HOW ARE YOU???????"

:erg:

Oh, that invokes ph34r in anyone who knows you!

...and fear in those who don't, for that matter!

:lol:

 

[Cliarlaoch]

"For the love of beatings, I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

Erm... ew?

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Did anybody post this acronym?

BOHICA!!!!

(Bend Over, Here It Comes Again).

It rings off the walls with valorous tones. Sadly, if you lose the battle, this invites the opponent to tattoo breasts on your back and then ruin your nether regions with his rampaging war club.

But that has never happened to me, and never will again.

I swear.

SCS

 

[Cthulhu]

My personal favorites:

"Don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"

and:

"Not the face! Not the face!"


Cthulhu

 

[Quick Sand]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Quick Sand, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"

Ohhhh, I sound scary. That's cool.
:supcool: Watch out mortals !!:uhohh:


ummm yeah, or not.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

I know guys who have paid to have that said to them.

SCS