jobo
Grandmaster
i know you like alternative history, ive been mussing on what aspects of america would have been improved/ worsened if you had stayed under the guiding hand of the british.I find Jobo hilarious too. But that doesn't make him wrong.
The Brits didn't fight us all out when we revolted. Not with total brutality like Sherman's march to the sea in the Civil War. And they didn't feel like they had to. Story I got is they felt they could bide their time and settle this later... say around 1812. Trouble is that we got stronger, and world affairs (like Napoleon) kept the Brits busy until it was too late to hazard a war of reunification.
Another thing. Without dissing the founding fathers... they were indeed a pretty amazing bunch, but what if we had never fought the Revolutionary War? Would we have ended up like Canada. Would we BE Canada? Heck, I really like Canada. That doesn't seem so bad to me. And just imagine if Canada included us, it wouldn't even be that cold! Now that sounds even better. But what do I know? ....I'm just pondering aloud.
on the plus side
slavery would have ended half a century sooner, saving half a century of untold misery, then clearly there would have been no need for the civil war, millions of lives and untold suffering,
though we were quite big on putting down native uprising we didn't generally follow that up with the genocide of entire nations( that was the Germans and the Belgians) or indeed renege on our word and take back land we had promised to honour. so that's millions of more lives and untold suffering removed from your history.
even allowing that apartheid was never practised in the UK or empire, if it happened at all we can take at least 50 years off rosey parks and the civil right movement, the Vietnam war wouldn't have happen, more lives less suffering, no mccarthyism, our reds were well and truly in the bed with the rest of us, and you wouldn't have been two years late to both world wars, .
of course no presidents and though you would clearly, have missed out on washington lincoln and jfk, that seems a small price to pay to have avoided the mad and bad ones. and you would still have had elvis and harleys
on the minus side
Bad films, and we almost certainly wouldn't have gone to the moon , that's it ? cant think of anything else
what about you?
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