Silat Student
Blue Belt
How about
"I'll take out the trash myself"
"Why don't we watch an action movie tonight?"
"I'll pick up the tab"
"Let's spend thanksgiving at your brother's house"
"I know my family annoys you, let's put them on call block"
"I don't think you should have to eat healthy"
"I've decided it's been too long since you had a night out with your friends, so I called them all and set up a tab at *insert name of Irish Pub here*"
"Lemme buy YOU a drink"
On second though I have heard that last one.
"I'll take out the trash myself"
"Why don't we watch an action movie tonight?"
"I'll pick up the tab"
"Let's spend thanksgiving at your brother's house"
"I know my family annoys you, let's put them on call block"
"I don't think you should have to eat healthy"
"I've decided it's been too long since you had a night out with your friends, so I called them all and set up a tab at *insert name of Irish Pub here*"
"Lemme buy YOU a drink"
On second though I have heard that last one.