Top ten things you'll never hear a woman say

[Randy Strausbaugh]

How about...

Forget jewelry for Christmas, just get me something practical.
Damn, forgot our anniversary again!
Don't rent another romance, get something where lots of things blow up.

 

[Chronuss]

how about this one?

"......................................................................"

silence is golden

out of all of'em.....that one'll never happen.

 

[bignick]

yeah....

but sometimes it's hard to give on your hopes and dreams...

:burp:

 

[Melissa426]

MMM Bald is soo sexy.

Actually, sometimes bald is kinda sexy, IMHO.

But to add to the list --

Go ahead, spend $40,000 on the S series Lexus 7000 (or whatever, I don't know cars). I'd rather have that than a new kitchen/bedroom suite any day.

 

[The Kai]

Are you kidding? I never fake it! - Besides it's all about your pleasure
I don't feel like shopping
I don't really like chocolate

 

[TigerWoman]

how about this one?

"......................................................................"

silence is golden

Apparently, I didn't go back far enough. You know what's going happen now... I will NEVER shut up and I'm not far.... TW

 

[Feisty Mouse]

You don't need to pull over and get directions, whenever we arrive will be fine.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

she-sulsa - those are great.

How about: even though you oogle at women half my age, I still won't go out and try to buy things to make myself pretty so you'll notice me again?

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Actually, sometimes bald is kinda sexy, IMHO.

Thank GOD for women like you!

Bless you my child. Bless you.



Regards,


Steve

 

[TigerWoman]

I would agree with that, bald is s##y...now to get my husband to agree... TW

 

[shesulsa]

Actually, I have said before that i think bald is sexy - but it takes the kind of women on this board (the kind that have huevos) to say it out loud.

Kinda like heavier chicks are to guys - you all know they're a great ride, but you'd never say it out loud.

To quote the classic rock group Queen, "Fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round!"

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

something you'll never hear a woman say..

"the little things don't bother me at all"


Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

 

[bignick]

Apparently, I didn't go back far enough. You know what's going happen now... I will NEVER shut up and I'm not far.... TW

oops...forgot that TW lives in minnesota...

 

[Feisty Mouse]

She-sulsa, I *heart* you, and you too, TigerWoman!

One example: Patrick Stewart. Hot.

 

[shesulsa]

Patrick Stewart, Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul Jabar, Kojak.... Just need to get hubby to buzz it!

 

[shesulsa]

She-sulsa, I *heart* you, and you too, TigerWoman!

I *heart* you too!

 

[Chronuss]

How about...

Forget jewelry for Christmas, just get me something practical.

if it were only that easy...

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Actually, I have said before that i think bald is sexy - but it takes the kind of women on this board (the kind that have huevos) to say it out loud.

Kinda like heavier chicks are to guys - you all know they're a great ride, but you'd never say it out loud.

To quote the classic rock group Queen, "Fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round!"

I don't know if I'd trust Freddie Mercury with such an assessment, but I'm going to say it...when Delta Burke gained all that weight...I liked it. I really thought she was every bit as cute.


Regards,


Steve

 

[bignick]

it's not about weight...it's about proportion...


p.s....this was post 300 for me...averaging about 9 posts per day

 

[TigerWoman]

Delta Burke is beautiful. Wasn't she a beauty queen once? Miss Alabama or something? Most women don't handle fat that well.... TW

Sure, I would love to weigh 300 pounds.... not

 

[Gary Crawford]

"Am I too skinny?"