Top ten things you'll never hear a MAN say

[Goldendragon7]

Neither have I.
:shrug:

=-O

 

[mj-hi-yah]

MJ has not seen the Dining room in my house . She is making fun of Mauve, could I add in some Paisley as well?

LOL there Mr Parsons I never thought I'd hear a guy admit to mauve and paisley!!!:ultracool But I took you more for a purple flocked velvet kinda guy, for your closet decor needs that is!:uhyeah:

Aaron ME??? make fun of you dumb guys? What possible reason??? I mean why da heck would I want to do that??? :boing1:

 

[AaronLucia]

Well..could it be that guys are dumb?

Of course we are!

Girls just get away with it because they use the 'I didn't know' thing.

 

[JPR]

Just because we are dumb (guys), doesn't mean u can make fun of us!

Accually, it does. However, the good thing is that we are so dumb sometimes that we will not realize that they are making fun of us!

JPR

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

How bout

Sure Honey your sister can come over and stay with us as long as she wants and no i dont mind sleeping on the couch so you two can have the bed.

Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

 

[someguy]

Well if she is a twin... Wait couch bah.

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Well..could it be that guys are dumb?

Of course we are!

Girls just get away with it because they use the 'I didn't know' thing.

YES but you didn't hear it from me! :wink:

 

[Chronuss]

Well if she is a twin... Wait couch bah.

all males say to hell with that couch.

 

[shesulsa]

Well..could it be that guys are dumb?

Of course we are!

Girls just get away with it because they use the 'I didn't know' thing.

JOKE:

MAN: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
GOD: In order for the species to propogate, you must be attracted to the opposite gender. You must also appreciate her, for she will sacrifice all for you.

MAN: God, why did you make woman softer, rounder and shorter?
GOD: So that you would be incensed to protect her, be gentle with her and like to be near her.

MAN: God, why did you make woman rather dumb?
GOD: (smiles) So they would love you, my son.

 

[bignick]

haha...good stuff...

women maybe aren't dumb...just sometimes willfully ingnorant of men's downfalls