Top ten things you'll never hear a woman say

[kenpo tiger]

Hon, you're SO much better looking than the Victoria's Secret girls.

 

[kenpo tiger]

Oops - wrong thread! And I can't edit now. Well, take it for what it's worth...

 

[Rob Broad]

My wife doesn't do a call in show. She was a morning sho co-host, all that lively banter you hear on the way to work each morning. And for my faults, she has talked about my snoring, but hers can even wake me out of a sleep, me shaving my head, the time I got my cup broken in the ring, time her step father flipped the canoe I was in, my fishing, my obsession with the martial arts, how much I read, my sense of humor, my driving, my need to get away from everyone when we got to the cottage and take off for a day or so out in the bush by myself, my posting on internet forums, my cooking, my cleaning skills, my musical tatses, my movie tatses, my tastes in books, anytime I have had 1 more beer than she thinks I should have had, and thatis just teh short list. Things she talks about in a favorable light are her cats, her cooking, CSI, and her favorite books.

 

[Silat Student]

My wife doesn't do a call in show. She was a morning sho co-host, all that lively banter you hear on the way to work each morning. And for my faults, she has talked about my snoring, but hers can even wake me out of a sleep, me shaving my head, the time I got my cup broken in the ring, time her step father flipped the canoe I was in, my fishing, my obsession with the martial arts, how much I read, my sense of humor, my driving, my need to get away from everyone when we got to the cottage and take off for a day or so out in the bush by myself, my posting on internet forums, my cooking, my cleaning skills, my musical tatses, my movie tatses, my tastes in books, anytime I have had 1 more beer than she thinks I should have had, and thatis just teh short list. Things she talks about in a favorable light are her cats, her cooking, CSI, and her favorite books.

I think something like that would quickly drive me crazy....

 

[Rob Broad]

I think something like that would quickly drive me crazy....

I have Broad shoulders I can handle it.

 

[Rich Parsons]

I have Broad shoulders I can handle it.

He has :rofl: "Broad" Shoulders :rofl:

 

[Rob Broad]

Well atleast Rich got the Joke.

 

[bignick]

i got it...sorry, was laughing to hard to respond, :ultracool

 

[TigerWoman]

Sounds like you are "her material" for her job. Gad, everybody knows all about you on the radio, no wonder you're ticked. I guess its like a standup comic who uses their relationship for humor. Glad you got "broad" shoulders but I still wouldn't use the hairy butt thing. Just say you want to write a book about her and you got a advance from a publisher all ready!!!
Since she is a famous celebrity on the air and all that. Then proceed to write...

Oh, and one of the top ten things, "Sure honey write all about me and my faults" you'll never hear her say or him either. TW

 

[mj-hi-yah]

He has :rofl: "Broad" Shoulders :rofl:

Oh now I get it!!! :rofl:

 

[MA-Caver]

"Honey, let's forget about celebrating anniversaries - you show me how much you love me every day."

Err, Feisty... you might need to edit that one to : "Honey, lets forget about celebrating anniversaries - you show me how much you love me whenever it suits you."
You were probably thinking outloud there. :uhyeah:

 

[Sarah]

Ok, I just had to add this one:


“Things you’ll never hear a woman say:

‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’”.
- Patricia Arquette

 

[Fight with attitude]

Ok, I just had to add this one:


“Things you’ll never hear a woman say:

‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’”.
- Patricia Arquette

I really don't get you girls...you say we have ugly..ummm packages, yet you sleep with us

 

[Chronuss]

Ok, I just had to add this one:


“Things you’ll never hear a woman say:

‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’”.
- Patricia Arquette

well, hell...it was like God had some left over parts in a pile and thought, "What in the hell am I gonna do with this...ah, yep, right there."

 

[Sarah]

Bahahahah....Is that what happened!!

well, hell...it was like God had some left over parts in a pile and thought, "What in the hell am I gonna do with this...ah, yep, right there."

 

[Chronuss]

it's plausible...:uhyeah:

 

[Gary Crawford]

I'll buy that.

 

[MA-Caver]

Ok, I just had to add this one:
“Things you’ll never hear a woman say:
‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’”.
- Patricia Arquette

I really don't get you girls...you say we have ugly..ummm packages, yet you sleep with us

Well, why do you think sex is sometimes referred to as "bumping uglies" ?
Besides, while they won't (always) admit it they need it as badly as we guys do. Go figgure THAT one out.

 

[Sarah]

Have you finally got us figured out!!

Well, why do you think sex is sometimes referred to as "bumping uglies" ?
Besides, while they won't (always) admit it they need it as badly as we guys do. Go figgure THAT one out.

 

[MA-Caver]

Have you finally got us figured out!!

No, I'll never (be able to) profess that I got wimmen figgured because if I could, I'd be a millllionaire and never want for anything...*ahem* I said anything... (tap tap...is this thing on?). jeez ... story of my life.