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[Steve]

Unfortunately the Christian belief is that animals do not have souls and therefore cannot go to heaven!

On the other hand, in the Hindu epic, The Mahabharata, the ‘hero’ , after his terrible trials and tribulations, refused to enter heaven because his dog was not allowed in. As he walked away with his faithful friend it proved to be a test which he passed and they both entered together.

There’s a classic episode of The Twilight Zone about this called The Hunt.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I'm reliably assured that there are dogs in heaven. They have no sin, other than what we give them.

Per catholicism, the doctrine is no, they do not go to heaven. I would not be surprised if there's other denominations that have logic'd that dogs do go to heaven, and I've heard an argument that animals would be 'recreated' in heaven.

In my mind, it's not heaven if my dogs aren't either waiting for me there, or I'm not there to greet them when they pass (depending who dies first). Which is also part of the reason I'm not catholic.

 

[Xue Sheng]

We have a Pagan ceremony here in the grounds of the 1000 year old church where people can bring their apples to be squeezed in a press and the juice bottled for their later delectation. Then they sell their souls to Beelzebub, sacrifice a virgin and eat a piece of dog excrement…it’s traditional.

umm...well...I'm boring.......I'm just going to eat them and occasionally Mrs Xue will make an apple pie to eat.....

 

[isshinryuronin]

Good news. It's finally going to be under 100oF, so I'll be able to go to the park starting tomorrow morning and be able to practice my weapons kata full throttle without space restrictions.

 

[Gyakuto]

umm...well...I'm boring.......I'm just going to eat them and occasionally Mrs Xue will make an apple pie to eat.....

Surely you could include a little ‘sky clad’ dancing?