Martial art A vs. Martial Art B... here we go again...and again... and again...

[Xue Sheng]

Ha! Xeufu-ists couldn't kick their way out of a paper bag! A pink one!

We forgive you for you know not what you say....

 

[Steve]

If you would each kindly get in my guard, one at a time, I will choke and/or armbar you all in turn. Then you'll all see how powerfull BJJ is.

 

[Omar B]

Once you all realize that I have the greatest master ever Gouken and trained with the 2 best training partners every in Ryu Hoshi and Ken Masters you will all realize how futile your styles are when compared to mine. I'm throwing down moves like Gō Hadōken, Senkū Gōshōha, Tatsumaki Gō Rasen, Kūchū Tatsumaki Senpū Kyaku, Kinjite Shōryūken. Yes, don't even try, just admit defeat now.

 

[Athelus]

There is only one solutions to this......

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

 

[Carol]

Ha! Xeufu-ists couldn't kick their way out of a paper bag! A pink one!

*fire in eyes*

So you think pink is a sign of weakness, do you boy??

*hissssssss*

I shall turn you in to a maglite! You will fall into a delusion of indestructability....until...you meet the hands of doom!!

Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!!!

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Once you all realize that I have the greatest master ever Gouken and trained with the 2 best training partners every in Ryu Hoshi and Ken Masters you will all realize how futile your styles are when compared to mine. I'm throwing down moves like Gō Hadōken, Senkū Gōshōha, Tatsumaki Gō Rasen, Kūchū Tatsumaki Senpū Kyaku, Kinjite Shōryūken. Yes, don't even try, just admit defeat now.

PAH! I bet Gouken didn't even teach you the Shungokusatsu. Without training under Akuma you will never open your eyes to the Satsui no Hadou!

 

[Omar B]

Akuma is Gouken's student, that makes him just some weirdo in an ugly gi. Not like mine, all freshly washed and ironed ... because that instantly ups your level of bad-***.

 

[Athelus]

but does the red headband Ryu so fond of really help?

 

[Omar B]

Nah, it just helps enhance his gorgeous.

 

[Athelus]

Must confess he does look rather dapper in it, like the James Bond of the Video Game World

 

[Omar B]

Isn't James Bond the James Bond of the video game world? He's had quite a few games to day the least. http://commanderbond.net/category/games

 

[Athelus]

Nah as a game Character Bond sucked. Bond was only awesome as a film character. So i stand by my previous comment.

 

[Omar B]

Nah as a game Character Bond sucked. Bond was only awesome as a film character. So i stand by my previous comment.

And I can't stand the Bond movies, for me he's a literary character.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Akuma is Gouken's student, that makes him just some weirdo in an ugly gi. Not like mine, all freshly washed and ironed ... because that instantly ups your level of bad-***.

Close-- Akuma is Gouken's *brother* Their Sensei was Goutetsu. Akuma ended up murdering them both with the Shungokusatsu. That's why Ryu/Ken hate him/are after him.

 

[Omar B]

Dammit Andy, I was stretching my very little knowledge of video games as it was. I was a Lit major dammit, I've not played a video game since NES.

 

[Athelus]

but Akuma didn't appear till AFTER Street fighter 2 and i think first game with Akuma was on Playstation so how did your knowledge extend that far? Thats at least 2 gens of console gaming 3 if you include the Jaguar.

 

[Omar B]

Friends who are gamers, the animated movies, watching Tech TV/G4, there are lots of ways to learn about things without experiencing them first hand. Like this forum for example, we all share information with each other.

 

[Xue Sheng]

ENOUGH!!!!!

KA-MEHA-MEHA

 

[Omar B]

Oh yeah!?

 

[Balrog]

Likely this post won't end well...but here goes

Why do we care, beyond the academic or training opportunity about another style of martial arts?

As I have said before: it ain't the martial art, it's the martial artist.