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Some dude my coach fought back in the day.
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A farmer's chicken waddled over to the neighboring farm and laid an egg. When the chicken's owner saw this, he went over to collect his egg. He figured, "my chicken, my eggs." But the other farmer challenged him, saying, "nope, that's my egg. Got laud on my property, so it's mine." After some bickering between the two of them, the farmer whose property the egg was laid on says "I got an idea. We'll rochambeau for it." The other farmer was like, "what's that mean?" The other farmer says, "we'll kick each other in the nuts, until one of us gives in. The other guy gets the egg. I go first, since it was my idea." The other farmer reluctantly agrees, spreads his legs, and braces himself for the kick. WHAM! He lays on the ground, rolling and moaning in pain. Finally, he stands up and goes, "ok, my turn!" The other farmer laughs and says, "nah, you can have the stupid egg."
 
Food for thought...

Medusa, of mythology, turned all who looked upon her to stone. Ben Grimm, The Thing of the Fantastic Four, is a living rock. What would happen if Ben Grim met Medusa?
OH GREAT!!!!! Now I'll be trying to figure THIS out all day.....Thanks...THANKS A LOT!!!!! Sheesh
 
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OH GREAT!!!!! Now I'll be trying to figure THIS out all day.....Thanks...THANKS A LOT!!!!! Sheesh
Your welcome.

When you figure that one out, you can think about whether Johnny Storm or Sue Richards can get a sunburn...
 
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The video reminds me of WAY back when I was LEO, I taught defensive tactics in our 'required' yearly in-service training. I had a blast teaching to the dichotomy in the group. Young(ish), fit individuals to overweight, middle-aged men. Some who truly just showed up to check a box and some that were entirely too mean to be an officer in the first place.

The kicker was that there wasn't an actual pass or fail for the whole course. Some would not even pass the firing range course. This also meant some of the officers either flat out did not practice the defensive tactics course or didn't care enough to learn it.
Mind you, this was in the era of the slap jack.

We had a couple of stout, buck-strong guys who always thought the tactics would not work on them. Which was true to an extent. But I was always able to show them how to adapt the techniques to complete a takedown and get them cuffed.

Good times.
 
The video reminds me of WAY back when I was LEO, I taught defensive tactics in our 'required' yearly in-service training. I had a blast teaching to the dichotomy in the group. Young(ish), fit individuals to overweight, middle-aged men. Some who truly just showed up to check a box and some that were entirely too mean to be an officer in the first place.

The kicker was that there wasn't an actual pass or fail for the whole course. Some would not even pass the firing range course. This also meant some of the officers either flat out did not practice the defensive tactics course or didn't care enough to learn it.
Mind you, this was in the era of the slap jack.

We had a couple of stout, buck-strong guys who always thought the tactics would not work on them. Which was true to an extent. But I was always able to show them how to adapt the techniques to complete a takedown and get them cuffed.

Good times.
Wish I had that class in my security days.

After being in MA for over 20 years, I had to go though a restraint course at a Catholic Hospital I once worked at. Restraint meaning how to restrain combative patients while not hurting them. It was given by a nun. It was the most ridiculous class I ever had to endure. I actually told the nun that one of the techniques she was teaching "Absolutely would not work" Slapping someones had away that had your hair...nope, not working. Grabbing that hand and bending over to create a lock and cause pain would. But no, we could not hurt the combative folks brought in by the police and left for us, nor could we hart those patients who were most definitely trying to hurt the staff. She should another lock, that did work, but she end it with "now juts push them away" I said, "No disrespect sister, but if I had to grab them and lock them, I'm riding that sucker all the way to the wall. I'm not pushing them away so they can come attack me, or a nurse, or a doctor again.

Oh ,adn to restrain a combative patient, and take them to the floor, you needed 5 people, two for each arm, 2 for each leg, and one to cradle their head so they didn't get hurt..... I did not even take part in that bit of the training. My reason, if I am called, frankly I may not have time to wait for 4 other people to show up.

Only once did I have a nurse, in a restraint situation tell me not to push on the patients legs like that, it could hurt them. I responded with, I can let go if you like, but I absolutely guarantee he will kick you right in the head. She stop telling me what to do.

This hospital by the way had a mental health and a detox ward and I had 60 confrontations in 3 months on average.
 
Wish I had that class in my security days.

After being in MA for over 20 years, I had to go though a restraint course at a Catholic Hospital I once worked at. Restraint meaning how to restrain combative patients while not hurting them. It was given by a nun. It was the most ridiculous class I ever had to endure. I actually told the nun that one of the techniques she was teaching "Absolutely would not work" Slapping someones had away that had your hair...nope, not working. Grabbing that hand and bending over to create a lock and cause pain would. But no, we could not hurt the combative folks brought in by the police and left for us, nor could we hart those patients who were most definitely trying to hurt the staff. She should another lock, that did work, but she end it with "now juts push them away" I said, "No disrespect sister, but if I had to grab them and lock them, I'm riding that sucker all the way to the wall. I'm not pushing them away so they can come attack me, or a nurse, or a doctor again.

Oh ,adn to restrain a combative patient, and take them to the floor, you needed 5 people, two for each arm, 2 for each leg, and one to cradle their head so they didn't get hurt..... I did not even take part in that bit of the training. My reason, if I am called, frankly I may not have time to wait for 4 other people to show up.

Only once did I have a nurse, in a restraint situation tell me not to push on the patients legs like that, it could hurt them. I responded with, I can let go if you like, but I absolutely guarantee he will kick you right in the head. She stop telling me what to do.

This hospital by the way had a mental health and a detox ward and I had 60 confrontations in 3 months on average.
That sister had a bad habit.
 

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