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Some dude my coach fought back in the day.
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A farmer's chicken waddled over to the neighboring farm and laid an egg. When the chicken's owner saw this, he went over to collect his egg. He figured, "my chicken, my eggs." But the other farmer challenged him, saying, "nope, that's my egg. Got laud on my property, so it's mine." After some bickering between the two of them, the farmer whose property the egg was laid on says "I got an idea. We'll rochambeau for it." The other farmer was like, "what's that mean?" The other farmer says, "we'll kick each other in the nuts, until one of us gives in. The other guy gets the egg. I go first, since it was my idea." The other farmer reluctantly agrees, spreads his legs, and braces himself for the kick. WHAM! He lays on the ground, rolling and moaning in pain. Finally, he stands up and goes, "ok, my turn!" The other farmer laughs and says, "nah, you can have the stupid egg."
 
Food for thought...

Medusa, of mythology, turned all who looked upon her to stone. Ben Grimm, The Thing of the Fantastic Four, is a living rock. What would happen if Ben Grim met Medusa?
OH GREAT!!!!! Now I'll be trying to figure THIS out all day.....Thanks...THANKS A LOT!!!!! Sheesh
 
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OH GREAT!!!!! Now I'll be trying to figure THIS out all day.....Thanks...THANKS A LOT!!!!! Sheesh
Your welcome.

When you figure that one out, you can think about whether Johnny Storm or Sue Richards can get a sunburn...
 
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The video reminds me of WAY back when I was LEO, I taught defensive tactics in our 'required' yearly in-service training. I had a blast teaching to the dichotomy in the group. Young(ish), fit individuals to overweight, middle-aged men. Some who truly just showed up to check a box and some that were entirely too mean to be an officer in the first place.

The kicker was that there wasn't an actual pass or fail for the whole course. Some would not even pass the firing range course. This also meant some of the officers either flat out did not practice the defensive tactics course or didn't care enough to learn it.
Mind you, this was in the era of the slap jack.

We had a couple of stout, buck-strong guys who always thought the tactics would not work on them. Which was true to an extent. But I was always able to show them how to adapt the techniques to complete a takedown and get them cuffed.

Good times.
 
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