Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
A farmer's chicken waddled over to the neighboring farm and laid an egg. When the chicken's owner saw this, he went over to collect his egg. He figured, "my chicken, my eggs." But the other farmer challenged him, saying, "nope, that's my egg. Got laud on my property, so it's mine." After some bickering between the two of them, the farmer whose property the egg was laid on says "I got an idea. We'll rochambeau for it." The other farmer was like, "what's that mean?" The other farmer says, "we'll kick each other in the nuts, until one of us gives in. The other guy gets the egg. I go first, since it was my idea." The other farmer reluctantly agrees, spreads his legs, and braces himself for the kick. WHAM! He lays on the ground, rolling and moaning in pain. Finally, he stands up and goes, "ok, my turn!" The other farmer laughs and says, "nah, you can have the stupid egg."
