As I read that, I was visualizing the kind of quick cut scenes for an action film trailer. And the post being read by"the voice of god".Well, we got bugs, kids "GITTIN' off a my lawn....we got conflict, fun, fear, and of course action....chasin, them dang kids off a my lawn....and of course raking leaves.....what more could one ask for in a block buster film.....you can even fit mud in somehow......