Last Person #5

[Dirty Dog]

SPeak for yourself....maybe YOU'RE sicker...but NOT me........says the guy who just spent a week in a Holter Monitor

I thought you spent a week in a halter top? I wasn't going to judge.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I thought you spent a week in a halter top? I wasn't going to judge.

NAH, although I was concerned at first when then doc suggest I wear a halter monitor for a week...imagine my surprise when I found he actually said Holter...not Halter

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I thought you spent a week in a halter top? I wasn't going to judge.

I think he's using the British spelling to throw us off. Same-same.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I thought you spent a week in a halter top? I wasn't going to judge.

Thank you for this visual. <goes off in search of brain bleach>

 

[AngryHobbit]

Actually, there are a couple good solid studies showing that "man flu" is a legitimate thing.
Essentially, estrogen (and other female hormones) inhibit viral growth. Less virus means lesser symptoms.
So you can all stop picking on us now. We really are sicker than you.

We'll stop picking on you, when there are a couple good solid studies showing a man can survive PMS.

 

[Xue Sheng]

We'll stop picking on you, when there are a couple good solid studies showing a man can survive PMS.

Pantone Matching System.... HEY!!! That's just mean.....what if he's colorblind.....sheesh...what a cruel post to make....

 

[Dirty Dog]

We'll stop picking on you, when there are a couple good solid studies showing a man can survive PMS.

Any man with a wife, daughter, sister or mother faces the challenge of surviving PMS regularly...

 

[AngryHobbit]

Any man with a wife, daughter, sister or mother faces the challenge of surviving PMS regularly...

Ah, but personally experiencing it from the physiological standpoint might be helpful in understanding why it is the way it is on the receiving end. Trust me - we don't want us to be that way either - we just can't help it.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Pantone Matching System.... HEY!!! That's just mean.....what if he's colorblind.....sheesh...what a cruel post to make....

I never said I was nice.

 

[AngryHobbit]

NAH, although I was concerned at first when then doc suggest I wear a halter monitor for a week...imagine my surprise when I found he actually said Holter...not Halter

Holter.

Halter.

Holter worn with halter (don't kid yourself - NOBODY looks that good wearing those things.)

 

[AngryHobbit]

I don't take myself seriously.... I just am allergic to mud...... that is unless I was on a dirt bike...then there is a sufficient barrier between the mud and myself and I will then be ok.
Sadly my knees and hips make that activity no possible....but it was a blast when I was much younger.

Oh, I get it! So, you prefer mud in combination with the risk of a motorcycle crash, with someone chasing after you as an added bonus! That's way too advanced for us - mere mortals, I'm afraid. You must be tolerant to us - poor mud plebeians, who face mud while on their own two feet and with only a minimal risk to life and limb.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Holter.

Halter.

Holter worn with halter (don't kid yourself - NOBODY looks that good wearing those things.)

Wait a minute... I was cheated.... mine Holter only had 3 wires...not 5

 

[Xue Sheng]

Oh, I get it! So, you prefer mud in combination with the risk of a motorcycle crash, with someone chasing after you as an added bonus! That's way too advanced for us - mere mortals, I'm afraid. You must be tolerant to us - poor mud plebeians, who face mud while on their own two feet and with only a minimal risk to life and limb.

There, I knew you'd understand

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Pantone Matching System.... HEY!!! That's just mean.....what if he's colorblind.....sheesh...what a cruel post to make....

You know, that's what I was thinking, too. And what if we don't really need Pantone? If you're printing digital, it's just not as useful as for offset.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Wait a minute... I was cheated.... mine Holter only had 3 wires...not 5

I think you ought to go back and demand the other two. Or - better yet - tell Mrs. Xue and send her to demand the other two.

 

[AngryHobbit]

You know, that's what I was thinking, too. And what if we don't really need Pantone? If you're printing digital, it's just not as useful as for offset.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

What?

 

[AngryHobbit]

What?

Don't start. Once again - I do this better. Besides, I get it from the animals all the time, so I 'm immune. The last but not the least - if you keep posting pictures like that (including the cat hammock), I will show up at home with a kitten. And then you'll be sorry.

 

[granfire]

Actually, there are a couple good solid studies showing that "man flu" is a legitimate thing.
Essentially, estrogen (and other female hormones) inhibit viral growth. Less virus means lesser symptoms.
So you can all stop picking on us now. We really are sicker than you.

every woman in the world is reminded of that every time a man gets the sniffles....
Sadly, that means doctors tend to overlook our pains.....

 

[Steve]

20 minutes to avengers infinity war. So excuted.