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[Kenpoist]

Or perhaps kilts, (provided everyone absolutely refrains from kicking above the waist) :barf:

Dan

It might bring new meaning to techniques like "SNAKING talon" and GOD forbid "squeezing the peach" - let's skip the kilt laddie!

 

[Dan G]

It might bring new meaning to techniques like "SNAKING talon" and GOD forbid "squeezing the peach" - let's skip the kilt laddie!

or Flashing mace...

Screw that man, I've seen fat people in dresses. It ain't a pretty sight when you gotta bend over.

It would be a something of a sartorial shocker... but a handy way of encouraging anatomically aligned kicking...
Also, rather like the kilt wearing Highland Regiments and those Greek special forces types that parade in white mini skirts and shoes with pom-poms on the toes you'd just know that anyone in a 10th degree tartan must be pretty confident in their ability to handle themselves...

:viking3: On reflection perhaps hats are the way forward after all...:viking1:

Dan