EXTRA: Jimmy Swaggert back in the news!!

[hardheadjarhead]

That's a great idea! Jimmy Swaggert is great...for me to poop on! That or we could just kill him and tell God that he died. Just kidding, don't call the secret service. Heck, for those kinds of laughs, I'll be the guy that dresses up in drag just to set up that jerk.

Uh...are you sure you understand what I meant that to entail? Think oral...not Oral Roberts, more along the lines of Freud and the cigar thing. Are you catching this?

You SURE you want to dress up in drag?



Regards,


Steve

 

[RandomPhantom700]

Yeah, so how about that "serious discussion of non-martial arts topics"?

 

[Brother John]

This week, the Rev. Jimmy Swaggert sorta kinda apologized for a comment he made last Sunday as he was preaching....in the course of speaking against gay marriage, the Rev remarked that if any gay person so much as looked at him, "that way," he'd kill 'em and tell God that he was dead. Wild applause ensued.

The Rev now claims that he never meant anything bad, and that he's used the tag-line, "I'd kill 'em and tell God they were dead," hundreds of times.

Lovely. I feel much better now, don't you?

Remember those old medicine comercials on TV where the actor said, "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Tv"...

Swaggert could say:
"I'm not Really a man of God, but I play one one Tv."




Nice...

Your Brother
John

 

[Xequat]

Uh...are you sure you understand what I meant that to entail? Think oral...not Oral Roberts, more along the lines of Freud and the cigar thing. Are you catching this?

You SURE you want to dress up in drag?

OK, good point. I just meant I'd put on a wig and dress, but I sure as heck wouldn't go any farther than that. Just making a point, LOL.

Mark Weiser brought up a good point, too. I mean, this attitude that Swaggert has the right to override "Thou Shalt Not Kill" in order to follow one verse in Leviticus about homosexuality is the same type of logic that the Middle East extremists use. Follow what I believe or die.

 

[MisterMike]

Remember those old medicine comercials on TV where the actor said, "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Tv"...

Swaggert could say:
"I'm not Really a man of God, but I play one one Tv."




Nice...

Your Brother
John

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TonyM.]

Public warning to jimmy swaggert. If you get within arms reach of me or anyone I know I will consider it assault and deal with you accordingly.

 

[shesulsa]

HHJH - You have a nice idea - the only potential flaw I see in this is that Eddie Murphy might show up first. But this could still have its benefits - we could watch Murphy and Swaggart duke it out, then return to our stations and debate and discuss the good and bad points of the fight, what we would do, etcetera. But that's okay - I'm sure we could all get a ride home from Eddie.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Yeah, so how about that "serious discussion of non-martial arts topics"?

Yes...ahem. Of course. Sorry.



(snickers...giggles...then passes note in class to Shesulsa and then wads up a spit ball to throw at someone when the teacher isn't looking)



Regards,


Steve

 

[Flatlander]

Hey! Who did that?!!

 

[Feisty Mouse]

*not telling* (sulk)

(doodles in book and stares out of window.)

When's recess?

 

[shesulsa]

(gets called on by the teacher) Pi R Squared.

(shows Steve's note to Feisty)

Giggle.

(scribble something onto same note and passes back to Steve)

 

[rmcrobertson]

Well, I SAW you...No, I don't care what the other kids are doing. Stay after class so I can talk to you...everybody else can go to recess.

 

[shesulsa]

(raises eyebrows and looks around at everyone else)

(suddenly, the entire class lets out a roaring...)

BWAAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Flatlander]

OK, just for that, everybody will be writing a report on why Jimmy Swaggart is an irrelevant bum, 400 words, and have it posted to this thread first thing in the morning. This will be worth 15% of your final grade. OR, you can all tell me who threw that spitball. The choice is yours, people.

 

[RandomPhantom700]

Wow, a classroom with at least three teachers in it. Now THAT'S efficiency.

 

[shesulsa]

I dunno - maybe one of them should go pull recess duty - ya never know who's out there, these days.

 

[Lisa]

OK, just for that, everybody will be writing a report on why Jimmy Swaggart is an irrelevant bum, 400 words, and have it posted to this thread first thing in the morning. This will be worth 15% of your final grade. OR, you can all tell me who threw that spitball. The choice is yours, people.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! (whiny teenage voice)

I wasn't doing anything... I was sitting back here minding my own business.

I'M TELLING MY MOM!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

 

[shesulsa]

OK, just for that, everybody will be writing a report on why Jimmy Swaggart is an irrelevant bum, 400 words, and have it posted to this thread first thing in the morning. This will be worth 15% of your final grade. OR, you can all tell me who threw that spitball. The choice is yours, people.

*snort* I'm not doin' that.

 

[Flatlander]

Wow, a classroom with at least three teachers in it. Now THAT'S efficiency.

No sass from you young man.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

No sass from you young man.

You know what's better than sass? Sass-mouth. Something about that is very funny.

*whines* another paper?!? Look, I didn't do it...!

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh! *whine*