Bad Joke thread.

[Thesemindz]

Two inmates are escaping from an insane asylum one night when they make it to the roof. Running to the edge, they leap to the next building. They continue leaping from building to building until they finally come to a building that's too far away for one of them to leap too. The first inmate turns to the second and says, "Don't worry. I'll jump across, and then turn my flashlight on and shine it across and you can walk over on the beam of light."

The second inmate looks at him and says, "What do you think I am crazy?"

"How do I know you won't turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across?"


-Rob

 

[BrandonLucas]

Books never written:

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

Too Exciting for Words by Page Turner

Why I Hate Tall People by Iam Short

Knowing When You Smoke Too Much by Tupacs Aday

 

[thardey]

More Famous Books Never Written:

The Yellow River, by I.P. Freely
Vicious Cat, by Claude Bawls
Over the Cliffs, by Hugo First

If we keep going with these, they'd have to be moved to the "After Dark" section!