Fiendlover
Black Belt
lol yeah he does
Bad Joke thread.
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BrandonLucas
3rd Black Belt
Math jokes:
What does one tree say to another tree?
Gee, I'm a tree!
What do mermaids wear underwater?
Algy-bras!
What does one tree say to another tree?
Gee, I'm a tree!
What do mermaids wear underwater?
Algy-bras!
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foggymorning162
Guest
Guy goes to the shrink and says Doc I keep having these dreams.. in one I'm a tee pee and in the other I'm a wigwam what does it mean? Doc says thats easy......... Your 2 tents
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foggymorning162
Guest
If you're American when your kitchen what are you when you're in your bathroom?
Your a pee'in!!!
Your a pee'in!!!
BrandonLucas
3rd Black Belt
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwownin'!!!
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwownin'!!!
JadeDragon3
Black Belt
Joke: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
Answer: She tried to answer the iron.
Joke: How did she burn her other ear?
Answer: They called back.
Answer: She tried to answer the iron.
Joke: How did she burn her other ear?
Answer: They called back.
celtic_crippler
Senior Master
Why'd they bury the bear on the north side of the hill?
'cause he was dead.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
Wave at him.
'cause he was dead.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
Wave at him.
BanannaSmoothie
Yellow Belt
a blind man walks into a bar. he orders a beer and says "hey bar tender, wanna hear a good blonde joke?"
the bartender says "look old man, i know your blind, so i must warn you, we have 4 bouncers in here that are all blonde women, plus i'm a blonde woman who is a black belt in karate. still wanna tell the joke?"
the old blind man says "well, no, not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times"
the bartender says "look old man, i know your blind, so i must warn you, we have 4 bouncers in here that are all blonde women, plus i'm a blonde woman who is a black belt in karate. still wanna tell the joke?"
the old blind man says "well, no, not if i'm gonna have to explain it 5 times"
BanannaSmoothie
Yellow Belt
one more for all my fellow Jews on MT.
whats a Jew's biggest dellima?
Free bacon
whats a Jew's biggest dellima?
Free bacon
JadecloudAlchemist
Master of Arts
I made this when I was 6yrs old be gentle to my Inner child.
What do get when you mix a Brain with a Washing machine?
BRAINWASH.
Hey I was only 6!!
What do get when you mix a Brain with a Washing machine?
BRAINWASH.
Hey I was only 6!!
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
"Wha--TAAAAAA!!!!!"
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Why are hipsters lousy at karate?
They can never get past the white belt.
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How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
You mean you don't know?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a machine that can do that now.
"Wha--TAAAAAA!!!!!"
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Why are hipsters lousy at karate?
They can never get past the white belt.
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How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
You mean you don't know?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a machine that can do that now.
If the clown stood in a football field endzone, he wouldn't have to worry about any Lions getting to him!
The lion must know these cannibals...
Two cannibals are eating a clown...one of them turns to the other and asks..."does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a 250 pound Samoan woman?
Anorexic
Yeah when I was widdle I had a favorite joke...
What kind of witches live on the beach?
Sandwiches...
So a snail walks into a bar and orders a Slo Gin.
An Elephant walks into a Hotel and askes the bellhop for some help with his trunk.
Girl walking down the street sees a sleeping baby goat and calls the cops to report a Kidd Napping.
British Commando walks into a Chemist and says "Say old chap, I am in need of a Jimmy Hat. What will that cost me? The Parmacist looks behind the counter, slectes a box of trojans, and says "3 unit box for 5 pounds". The commando thinks about it for a minute, and says he will be back. He comes back the next day and says "Say fellow, how much to have this used Jimmy repaired?" and he pulls out a well used condom and slaps it on the counter. The Pharmacist looks at it and says "well, I suppose it could be done... for say 1 pound fifty." The commando thinks about it for a minute, and says he will be back. He comes back the next day, slaps the used one down again and says
"The squad would like this one fixed"
An Elephant walks into a Hotel and askes the bellhop for some help with his trunk.
Girl walking down the street sees a sleeping baby goat and calls the cops to report a Kidd Napping.
British Commando walks into a Chemist and says "Say old chap, I am in need of a Jimmy Hat. What will that cost me? The Parmacist looks behind the counter, slectes a box of trojans, and says "3 unit box for 5 pounds". The commando thinks about it for a minute, and says he will be back. He comes back the next day and says "Say fellow, how much to have this used Jimmy repaired?" and he pulls out a well used condom and slaps it on the counter. The Pharmacist looks at it and says "well, I suppose it could be done... for say 1 pound fifty." The commando thinks about it for a minute, and says he will be back. He comes back the next day, slaps the used one down again and says
"The squad would like this one fixed"
"I believe you have the wrong number" said the old man into the phone while in bed late one night, "you'll have to call the weather service for that information" and promptly hung up.
"Who was that?" asked his beautiful young wife in bed beside him.
"Just some fool asking if the coast was clear."
"Who was that?" asked his beautiful young wife in bed beside him.
"Just some fool asking if the coast was clear."
BrandonLucas
3rd Black Belt
Don't know if it's already been posted or not:
How do you make Budweiser?
Send him to school!
How do you make Budweiser?
Send him to school!
